m.

stop by my buffet sometime, won't you?

[m. @spiderbuffet]

...I THINK PURPLE IS A BETTER LOOK ON YOU!

— fellswap gold au
— serious/crack
— more info below!

( #utrp )

[MEW MEW @OFFICIALMEWMEW]

that fsg version of me may've been fucked up and evil but she was also hot so who's to say if she was truly irredeemable

[muffy @spidersmcrts]

i love women.

[MEW MEW @OFFICIALMEWMEW]

you are NOT immune to hot catgirl

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@OFFICIALMEWMEW you're hot too by the way

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@OFFICIALMEWMEW yeah. i'm sure it's just a coincidence

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@OFFICIALMEWMEW ...hey you look kind of familiar

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@OFFICIALMEWMEW 😳

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@OFFICIALMEWMEW this is pretty fucked up. not going to lie.

[m. @spiderbuffet]

when people dine and dash at my buffet i just assume it's because they're trying to bring homophobia back to FSG

[m. @spiderbuffet]

looks like work's been keeping me even busier than usual.. i'm hardly able to keep up.

[m. @spiderbuffet]

they're fighting..

[m. @spiderbuffet]

what the hell...........

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@SkeletonNoMore afufufu.. it sounds like you've got quite a lot of trust in a stranger you've only just met. i guess i'll try not to disappoint.

[m. @spiderbuffet]

if you really loved lesbians you'd support my business

[LC @SkeletonNoMore]

Fellswap Gold dares to ask me my most challenging moral question yet.

Do I hate dictatorships more than I love lesbians?

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@SkeletonNoMore that's personal.

..but to my point. i'm sure this diamond is worth a little more than how much i usually charge for donuts..

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@SkeletonNoMore . are you sure you want to give me this much, i . ??????

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@DirectorBlook is this your way of telling me i need to make it more difficult for you, hm? if that's the case, i accept. like you said earlier.. i happen to be very good at flustering you.

[ now that they've made up their mind, there'll probably be no changing it. they've got a new mission. ]

[m. @spiderbuffet]

you all are a bit of a mess i fear

[m. @spiderbuffet]

@DirectorBlook i'm sure people would be extremely shocked to learn that their director has a taste for fast food.

[ they scoff, faking offense. ]

please! what do you think i am, a dog? i can compose myself around you just fine, thanks. now, you, however....