-danny

[-danny @spiderdan616]

hell yeah

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

i just ran over Jennifer Aniston with my car @TMZ jennifer aniston from Friends has died

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

They should make a porn parody of “Backrooms” called “Backshots” and it should star my coworker Jake

[B Hop Baggins @thebradhop]

First day of fucking work

[anuj @anujistired]

what doesn’t kill you makes you watch tarot readings

[fishious @fishquichee]

Your honor i thought we were friends

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

let’s fucking get that damn spark back.

[lina @triviahct]

that gap in my resume is from when i was interviewing the vampire

[y @ysuckme]

It’s very possible that things are going to turn out even better than you ever imagined.

[fishious @fishquichee]

Your honor this isnt you

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

[fishious @fishquichee]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

[fishious @fishquichee]

Does anyone know what to do

[wifesopper @tenthousund]

telling the mailman to stay the fuck away from my family

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Angriest ive ever been in my life) oh yeah thats fine