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Doomscrolling savant #NEPats

[J @spiderdudee]

@jason_howerton Your son will be gay when he gets older

[J @spiderdudee]

@themightyelf159 You wanted Pat to take his shirt off so bad didn’t you

[J @spiderdudee]

@MySportsUpdate @FOX59 I’d be high too if I played that bad

[J @spiderdudee]

@WhiteHouse Nice try with the distraction yall are so cooked and it’s beautiful to watch

[J @spiderdudee]

She looks like if Curtis the Elf invented a cloning machine so the other elves wouldn’t get worried that she was about to lose her job as Santa

[J @spiderdudee]

@SleeperNFL Drop what? This isn’t even a good joke lmao If you’re gonna do it at least put some effort into it ffs

[J @spiderdudee]

@DrJesseMorse People actually follow this bum for analysis now that’s funny

[J @spiderdudee]

I can’t count the amount of times I’ve said this but WTAF is wrong with this fucking idiot

[J @spiderdudee]

Injuries so bad this year even the announcers are getting hurt

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

JIM NANTZ JUST TRIED TO PEANUT PUNCH @JJWatt 🤣

"I did not think you were gonna go that hard"

"my wrist is broken" 😭

[J @spiderdudee]

Definitely something a sitting president who is slowly destroying this country should be focusing on right now

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

Trump announces plans for the redeveloped East Potomac Park golf course.

[J @spiderdudee]

@nflrums NFL “rumors”

[J @spiderdudee]

@tedcruz You’re hoping your followers won’t actually watch the video. And you’re probably right because your followers are mostly morons. But it’s just further proof that you’re a lying sack of shit

[J @spiderdudee]

The stumbling and fumbling after he asks that question is everything you need to know about this joke of a man and the joke of a man he works for

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD VANCE: The biggest reason why gas prices are so high is because when Joe Biden ...

DOKOUPIL: It's almost been two years. At a certain point it becomes your economy, not Joe Biden's economy

[J @spiderdudee]

So wait vaccines are good now

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr: The measles outbreak is occurring because so many people went unvaccinated during the COVID pandemic. And this is something that Anthony Fauci, in fact, predicted.

[J @spiderdudee]

@riddle245 Don’t know ball

[J @spiderdudee]

Bro tweaked his hammy acting like he’s coming back from getting his leg amputated

[CHGO Bears @CHGO_Bears]

Caleb Williams just reposted this to TikTok 👀 #IcemanReturn 🥶

[J @spiderdudee]

@thekneeguy *apple

[J @spiderdudee]

Why do they always look like this

[J @spiderdudee]

Realized they couldn’t swipe up and gave up

[d a i s y 🦁 | 15 days @anyaliseism]

this book was so tedious to get through, i DNFed after 20 pages and unhauled my copy

[J @spiderdudee]

Casting Darrow will be impossible

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A film adaptation of Pierce Brown’s ‘RED RISING’ is officially in the works.

Francis Lawrence (Catching Fire) will direct.

🔗 https://t.co/Pqj4K1OSXS