Kelli ~^..^~

I've become some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

@Swilua I'm so glad you're back to speaking again!

[Ben Schu @BenSchu]

If I was Lego, I would release a special set of Jimmy Carter building a house for Habitat for Humanity and raise the age to 100 just for that set. All profits go to Habitat for Humanity. Total missed opportunity.

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

@patriciaeimer @Swilua OMG, my childhood makes so much more sense now.

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

Walking through my back yard when a hawk drops this. #wherestherest

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

@Swilua My oldest turned 18 in 2016. They were so upset about how their first time voting turned out.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

How to toast a tortilla

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

@Swilua How is this not alarming?!?!

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

What on earth is going on with United planes lately??

[ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea]

A United Airlines jet headed to Mexico City from San Francisco made an emergency landing in Los Angeles Friday afternoon, officials said. Air traffic control audio indicates the plane had a complete hydraulic failure. https://t.co/3kPsAbPLmT

[🍓 Strawbarry Bonds 11:11 💫 @EvaLaMorte]

Not a day goes by that I’m in San Jose and one of the freeways is not on fire.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

My husband just looked at the groceries I brought home for Thanksgiving and asked me why I'm making enough food for 25 people when there are only going to be 6 of us and I don't know how I ended up married to someone this difficult.

[Drew Tuma @DrewTumaABC7]

Testing the lasers down Market St in SF this morning👀
#APEC2023

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

*crab-walked

[Failed LDS Woman @FailedLDSWoman]

-Me: “Let’s go downstairs and start our day.”
-Toddler: “NO DAY!”
#MyThoughtsExactly #NotAMorningPerson

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

@reggieaqui I had the Mickey Mouse Disco album too!

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

@FakeLDSNewsroom I am confused and need more context.

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

@Swilua I have seen dye free Benedryl, but it's usually in liquid form.

[FEMA @fema]

If you are heating your home to stay warm, avoid hazards like fire or carbon monoxide poisoning:

🔹 NEVER use a charcoal grill, stove or oven to heat your home.
🔹 Regularly circulate fresh air in your rooms.
🔹 Keep heaters 3 ft. from other items.

More: https://t.co/RYRZ9VwjL2

[KRON4 News @kron4news]

A man carrying two jars of peanut butter, each containing parts of a disassembled semi-automatic handgun, was arrested at JFK, officials say. https://t.co/Fyw36RhxCS

[Kelli ~^..^~ @spiderdust]

@FailedLDSWoman

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"This is a member of the U.S. Congress insisting that a sitting president call out the men and women of the U.S. military to nullify an election and prevent, by force of arms, the constitutional transfer of power. This is sedition, and it is madness."
https://t.co/Un7PFL9sRR