Spiderfacematt

A guy with a spider tattooed on his face!!!

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Hey girl, are you a school?
Cuz I totally want to shoot kids in you.

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@Mushcatta So do I 😎

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Remember that time I got drunk and showed my penis on Twitter?
Fuck

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@sleevesforarich @bugtvfranklin She kept asking why? Hopefully now she understands

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@sleevesforarich @bugtvfranklin Thank you!! My ex took the pic. You have no idea how much of a struggle it was to get her to to succumb to the idea

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@sleevesforarich ALL OF THEM 😓

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@sleevesforarich It was honestly a personal pic shared between me and my ex wife but now that the love is gone in that relationship i figures why not share it with the buglings and the rest of the world. Ya know

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@sleevesforarich See he’s exhausted and needed a cigarette

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@sleevesforarich That was post sex by the way

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@sleevesforarich I know the idea isn’t original but I think I did it best.js

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@sleevesforarich Pls make my peen go viral

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@rusteenh @jackallisonLOL Tragedy and trauma is a construct and doesn’t exist.

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@rusteenh @jackallisonLOL Davidson’s dad died in 9/11 🤣😂🤣🤣

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@bugtvfranklin ??

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And I just lost 220$ in a craps game and I’m pulling more outta the atm
#2019ismyyear

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Jus so you know I’ve drank more booze today than you’ll drink all year. And I’m still on the cocaine too. So don’t judge th the quality or what the fuck ever of my tweets. K?

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@TiffanyHaddish @TheRoot Bill Clinton is a rapist @infowars.com

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@ABC Looks like 2019 wasn’t the year for her

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@bugtvfranklin @MiataGuy4U Thank you for understanding

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@modesty_contest @VanTheBrand @jackallisonLOL It’s like the Dutch jack hammer but with deeper thrusts