FUCK SHIT HELL DAMN FART

I invented COVID and put it in all the liberal cereal boxes. If you don't know which ones those are, you're part of the problem.

[FUCK SHIT HELL DAMN FART @spiderjournal]

so, it turns out the other patrons of the public library don't all enjoy Milton's Paradise Lost read aloud as a rock opera the same way I do

[tomatoanus (now on bluesky) @tomatoanus]

guy couldn’t be less funny or original if he tried

[FUCK SHIT HELL DAMN FART @spiderjournal]

@operagxofficial My flightstick's got enough rumble for the both of us, shorty.

[FUCK SHIT HELL DAMN FART @spiderjournal]

loot~ https://t.co/o8r3Vvo0TS

[FUCK SHIT HELL DAMN FART @spiderjournal]

loot https://t.co/o8r3Vvo0TS

[S. Ashton-Cirillo @AshtonCirillo]

Huge announcement : 🇺🇲🇺🇦

I've just been invited to address members of Congress in Washington DC on behalf of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense.

[Karina Vinnikova @KarinaVinnikova]

Elon, please buy russia and do the same with it what you did with Twitter

[Luke Coffey @LukeDCoffey]

I’ve just spent a fascinating few days in Ukraine.

The Ukrainians will win.

How long this victory takes will be decided by USA.

The sooner we give Ukraine long range fires, more 155mm rounds, main battle tanks & F-16s the faster the war will be over.

Glory to Ukraine! 🇺🇦

[Rosanne 🐕‍🦺🐾🇺🇦 @RosanneR429]

@elonmusk

[QueDiallevo @QueDiallevo]

@elonmusk

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me still get to keep me cookies if Twitter shuts down, right?

[WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 @WarMonitor3]

Russian units are taking huge losses in uncoordinated frontal assaults on Bakhmut.

[FUCK SHIT HELL DAMN FART @spiderjournal]

@joseph__place just so happens I'm working on this issue right now!
https://t.co/6Pu4crVlTJ

[Julia Kril 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @juliavkril]

If you’re verbally attacking Ukrainians for “trying to drag you into WWIII” but have not once verbally attacked russia for all the war crimes and atrocities it’s committed in Syria and Ukraine thus far, then you should just take a deep breath and admit your love for genocide.

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

For anyone who needs to hear this — trump announcing he is running for President does not have a legal impact on investigations. No one at DOJ watched that speech and ripped up all of the work they have been pursuing

[FUCK SHIT HELL DAMN FART @spiderjournal]

Old #twitter: It was a long road, but we figured out *some* system of content moderation.

New twitter: No moderation.

New New Twitter: moderation, but only when Elon is annoyed.

Future twitter with Birdwatch:
I am the moderator. Worry about this.

@elonmusk @Twitter

[Emily K @bonesknight]

I See a lot of you #NAFOfellas turning away.
1. Do not turn away.
2. Good boy
3. We have the capability to end this.

[FUCK SHIT HELL DAMN FART @spiderjournal]

Old #twitter: It was a long road, but we figured out *some* system of content moderation.

New twitter: No moderation.

New New Twitter: moderation, but only when Elon is annoyed.

Future twitter with Birdwatch:
I am the moderator. Worry about this.

@elonmusk @Twitter

[Lesia Vasylenko @lesiavasylenko]

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