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fuck ai

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This has to be fake right

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@fartpog Gotta give him 5 benson booms

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@Ultra__Mayhem

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@dcuworld Batman

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@mrpxssy Drop the poop
Just knife
It’s cleaner

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@KirbyCheatFurby Square

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@nomorebluetmrws minions is next month

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@scxrbus Peak

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@RawbertBeef In spider-man

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22 with no license no job no glue no borax no

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@FlashMentality ngl more things should be made about the flash

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me if i have the money and can drive by then

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@imactuallykoo1s larp movie

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@DEB10042 Absolute man

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@luiseatscomics LEGO Star Wars

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Got vol 1 I’ll look into the other ones and the new avengers at some point

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@foolibuster @NitroSpidey i opened the window i won't be coming back

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@RawbertBeef Spider-man?