matthew claunch

i hate 99.99999999999% of world and i'm not sure of 1.1111111111% of thw world

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

@GraceBu44165221 Hi

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

@OhNoSheTwitnt I thought she was wearing an Alabama shirt

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is how confusing perspective mess with your mind.

First you see a colony of very busy insects and then...

[Real Grannie's @Realgranny1s]

Today we won't have Netflix, nor rock music... today will be kisses, hugs and... relax after work . Do you agree?❤️

[#TheResistance @BoneKnightmare]

Lady kept bumping man with her cart repeatedly and then this happened.

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

@WSMV That ain't going to do shit there's a pretty good chance that a police officer was distributing the flyers

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

Thanks Little Stranger for spending 403 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Red Rover (with Jarv). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/UJKKzBSwtD

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

Bearded Iris - Sylvan Supply has the best bathrooms of any brewery in town

[julia hart @TheJuliaHart]

Imma just leave this here…

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

Rest In Peace, buddy. There can be only one. https://t.co/v2xaXcSjzb

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Past Gas by Donut Media: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/2hTHvcrFky

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

#miketysonsmysteries

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

@HeroClixWorld77 @HeroClixWorld77 #GOTG_Giveaway is keen, and HeroClix World ain't bad either - see details at http://t.co/Kmso37tOCC

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

@MiniMartTalk @MiniMartTalk Miniature Market is the best store ever! #GOTG_Giveaway is super awesome!

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

@nerdist if you happened to be craving sushi while you are in Nashville i happened to be 37th best half white sushi chef in the south

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

#drunkmovies @midnight we were sobers

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

Shoe shopping I'd rather go through chemotherapy again

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

@nicoleclaunch you stupid but i still love ya

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

New York jets that landed in the Hudson #failedsportteams @midnight

[matthew claunch @spidermatt2000]

Miami faceeater's #failedsportsteams @midnight