May Parker (Parody)

Spider-woman || mun is 29 || WT: #CinnamonMage || Not Marissa Tomei

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

(A AU portrayal of Aunt May for Marvel/DC/Fandomless. More info below)

[ُ @grnte]

every inch a queen.

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

@BestSpider_1048 “Uh… why do you need to know?”

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

[@BrandNewThwips]

“You said you needed help?”

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

. ღCinnamon

I’m sorry but if you’re a lewd Peter Parker that’s following my aunt may, stay the fuck away from me. It’s weird as hell.

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

. ღCinnamon

I’m sorry been MIA and on my Felicia. I’ve been so busy lately.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝕾𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝖂𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @scarletshexing]

// reminder that mcu wanda is a whitewashed version of the character played by a racist actor who refuses to listen to people who tell her that gypsy is a slur. do not put mcu wanda accounts on my feed.

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

. ღCinnamon

Need to be on may more… 😅 who wants to interact?

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

“Maybe it’s different for each person.” *she said as she thought for a moment*

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ☆ ݁ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒎ay𝒅ayᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @SPlDERMAY]

okay mine must be broke ..

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

“Strangely, mine works every time.” ( 🤔 )

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ☆ ݁ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒎ay𝒅ayᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @SPlDERMAY]

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turns out tingle doesn’t work in kitchen ..
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[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

. ღCinnamon

Need to be on may more… 😅 who wants to interact?

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

*she sweetly smiled, she still can’t get over that she was a grand aunt to someone that’s from another dimension.* “hey, you are too.”

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ☆ ݁ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒎ay𝒅ayᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @SPlDERMAY]

amused breath escapes—— she can’t deny it , not after seeing far too much to even being explaining it all . tilts head slightly , 𝒎ayday nods something warmer settles into her expression . “ i guess makes sense , you’re pretty great . ”

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

“This whole thing is still new to me… and also still creepy.” *she admits but then had a big smile* “I’m assume you already know that your dad named you after me…?”

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ☆ ݁ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝒎ay𝒅ayᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @SPlDERMAY]

“ yep— in a universe very , very far away . ”

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

[@WEBHEADSLEGACY]

“Still shocking, isn’t it…?”

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

[@xRecklessBuckyx]

“You’re Bucky, right?”

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

@WebSpidey616 “I will… thank you.”

[May Parker (Parody) @spidermcy]

[@SPlDERMAY]

“You’re my grand-niece…?”