Mitchell Milliron

Born in Montana, raised around the world, I'm a forrtysomething creator going against the grain, seeking authenticity... and a way to feed my family!

[Mitchell Milliron @spidermitch]

@JDVance You're an imbecile, a liar, a hypocrite, and worst of all, you are not even close to being a Christian. You are a piece of shit. And you know it. That's what is so funny. It's pretty sad to see how hard you hit your knees for such old balls.

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Wait, what? Did somebody tell Trump that there’s only two sexes now? because somehow he’s being both a dick and a pussy!!

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Hopefully Boeing expedites those Air Force One planes, then they malfunction and crash and kill dipstick and hopefully Peon is there too. Prayers

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I don’t know, after today, getting the smell of penis and saliva out of the Capitol Rotunda… Might be impossible. Strange too, given the number of pussies present.

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6 hours into trying to update my Apple Watch to 7.2 so I can try Fitness+. Unpaired, paired, new install...”preparing”... I’m sick of this crap. @tim_cook please return things to “it just works” because it’s been years and it doesn’t just works anymore. #sofrustrated

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This still makes my eyes water!

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Probably time to do some laundry.

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Probably time to do some laundry.

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@senatemajldr You are the classless one. You are a blowhard that lacks integrity, a spine, and a fully functional brain. Sadly, you can't even understand this tweet.

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Fanatic and exclusive user of @ZIRHskincare since 2006. Not surprisingly, all the popular products are “out of stock” for Black Friday. What gives? Really tired of this routine at Zirh

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You May Fire When Ready https://t.co/IKROWKMt9V

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"We Fly Above & Beyond" -@united Maybe above & beyond my worst expectations. Uncompassionate, inflexible, and un-empowered customer service. #OscartheGrouchMunoz I'm #nevergonnafly United again.

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Need a new FBI director? Get someone from the Red Cross. They can track anyone down. Anywhere. Anytime. Period. #savelives @RedCross

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Original Barbados Pumphouse https://t.co/lXRuadycpO

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Crap...why did I think I could quickly chat with Adobe Support for a simple answer?! Goodbye 70 minutes. Every time... @Adobe

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Somebody's homesick. https://t.co/N7Ss9Zwyy0

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@TheBakersMark Sent my folks out your way today to try some sammys. I'm counting the days until I return to PDX!

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"The Wire", "Wire tapping", "tap dancing", "@JakeTapper". The clues are adding up!

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"Mayonnaise is like frosting for meat." -me

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It's so simple. Just make an executive order that bans bans on travel bans. Boom. #micdrop