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Jesus is Lord; blessed in the city and blessed in the country.

@ManUnited

[Spidermo83 @spidermo83]

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[OwnedCops @OwnedCops]

@amenya_nelson In Kenya we are prosecuting CORRUPTION
under the WRONG STATUTE.

CORRUPTION is not simply STEALING/THEFT.

It is ECONOMIC SABOTAGE.

It's a PREMEDITATE act & involves
an ORGANIZED CONSPIRACY.

It impacts MILLIONS and
many suffer and even DIE.

It FITS the TERRORISM ACT.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA has graduated to your tax accountant,

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

• Starting in January 2027, it is KRA that shall FIRST tell you, what income it believes you earned in 2026. And what taxes you shall therefore pay.

KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:

• eTIMS data
• PAYE records
• Withholding tax records
• Plus any other information already in KRA systems

KRA shall then send you this pre-populated return by 31st January 2027.

Once you receive it, you have 2 MONTHS (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS. To either:

• Confirm it. If it is correct. Or,

• Reject & amend it. If KRA got the numbers wrong. And provide your own numbers together with supporting documents.

- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,

KRA shall conclude that you have agreed with its assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.

After that, you can use the amended or confirmed return to file your taxes as follows:

• If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.

• If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)

One more critical mistake to watch.

• Do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.

Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.

Now, reread this slowly.

[VAN MUTOKA @vanmutoka1]

🟥🇺🇲🇸🇬Un jour, la CIA tenta de recruter le chef des services de sécurité intérieure de Singapour.
L’agent américain chargé de l’opération fut arrêté sur-le-champ.
À Washington, la panique fut immédiate. Pour étouffer l’affaire, un émissaire de haut rang fut dépêché en urgence à Singapour. Dans la plus grande discrétion, il proposa à Lee Kuan Yew 3,3 millions de dollars afin d’acheter le silence.
Lee Kuan Yew refusa net. Froidement, il formula une contre-proposition qui claqua comme un rappel à l’ordre :
Singapour n’avait pas besoin de pots-de-vin, mais de 33 millions de dollars d’aide économique.
Cinq ans plus tard, il décida de rendre l’affaire publique.
Le Département d’État américain nia aussitôt.
C’est là que l’offense devint double.
D’abord parce qu’ils avaient cru que les dirigeants de Singapour étaient à vendre.
Ensuite, parce qu’en niant les faits, ils traitaient Lee Kuan Yew de menteur.
Alors, il convoqua la presse et posa un ultimatum sans détour :
si les États-Unis persistaient dans le déni, les documents et les enregistrements seraient rendus publics.
Quelques heures plus tard, Washington recula.
Le Département d’État reconnut intégralement la véracité de sa version.
Cette histoire rappelle une vérité trop souvent oubliée :
la souveraineté d’un pays ne se mesure pas à sa taille, mais au caractère de ceux qui le dirigent.
Quand un État se respecte, même les empires finissent par reculer.’🇺🇲🟥🇸🇬

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

TAKE THESE PRAYERS

1. Every power that allows me to see success but never possess it, die by fire, in Jesus’ name.

2. Every invisible wall appearing at the edge of my breakthrough, scatter into pieces, in Jesus’ name.

3. Powers assigned to turn my testimonies into disappointments at the last minute, be destroyed forever, in Jesus’ name.

4. Every curse of almost-there-but-never-there operating in my life, break by fire, in Jesus’ name.

5. Every spirit that fights me at the point of harvest and reward, lose your power over my destiny, in Jesus’ name.

6. O God of breakthrough, arise and carry me beyond every barrier limiting my advancement, in Jesus’ name.

7. Every evil hand pushing me backward whenever I am about to move forward, wither by fire, in Jesus’ name.

8. I reject the destiny of unfinished miracles, aborted breakthroughs, and delayed testimonies, in Jesus’ name.

9. Every gate of brass standing between me and my next level, be shattered by the power of God, in Jesus’ name.

10. Powers assigned to make me labor without enjoying the fruit of my labor, scatter by thunder, in Jesus’ name.

11. Every evil pattern of rising and falling, break permanently from my life, in Jesus’ name.

12. Any power waiting at the finish line to stop my victory, be consumed by Holy Ghost fire, in Jesus’ name.

13. My blessings shall not be diverted, my rewards shall not be stolen, and my glory shall not be exchanged, in Jesus’ name.

14. Every battle attached to my day of celebration, be swallowed up by divine victory, in Jesus’ name.

15. I decree that from today, I shall not only start well, I shall finish strong and possess my inheritance, in Jesus’ name.

Prophetic Declaration:

I break free from every cycle of near success and near breakthrough. What God has prepared for me shall not escape my hands. My season of possession has come, in Jesus’ name.

Declare boldly: I SHALL NOT BE DENIED AT THE EDGE OF MY BREAKTHROUGH

[Mumbi’s Rallykam🇰🇪 @MRallykam]

Apparently in order to deter nduthi thieves Brazil has allowed their elimination by public…😳 viewer discretion advised.

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@muthoni_njakwe Amen and Amen.

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@TevinMacharia Amen and Amen.

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@koinoniaeni In Jesus Christ Mighty Name, Amen and Amen.

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@TevinMacharia Amen and Amen.

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@TevinMacharia Amen and Amen.

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@TevinMacharia Amen and Amen.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Juliette Awata was last weekend left seeing with her mouth wide open after son of Adonija by the name Allan Ochieng abandoned her with a KSh 10,000 bill at Sarit Centre Rooftop. Abebo says Allan was one of her most loyal Facebook followers. Every time she posted a photo, whether it was a selfie, a sunset, or a plate of ugali, Allan would be the first to react with fire emojis and comments like "Jaber, A gal toto, fine nyash".

Over time, she promoted him from a random follower to online bestie without consulting the board of directors,, her girls circle. The two had only communicated through DMs until last Sunday when Son of Adonija invited her for drinks at Sarit Rooftop.

Upon arrival, she found Allan already several kilometers ahead in the race against sobriety, with Kanamba Special parked majestically on the table. Feeling that destiny had finally remembered her address, Abebo ordered cocktails, cheese fries, and a few shots of yagabom.

As they chatted, Allan kept receiving mysterious calls. He would step outside, return after a few minutes, then whisper to Abebo that he's handling an international consignment issue in the UK. Immediately, Abebo's brain opened Excel.

She had already allocated herself an iPhone 17 Pro Max, a vacation in Diani, and a plot maguta maguta in Kitengela from profits she had not yet seen. Little did she know the only international organization involved was (UK) United Karachwonyo Savings and Credit Association.

Then another call came in. This time Allan stood up, adjusted his shirt, checked his phone, and vanished into thin air. Abebo remained at the rooftop taking selfies and posting captions such as “Small girl with a Big God 🙏.” Minutes became hours. Allan was nowhere to be seen.

Calls went unanswered. Messages showed one tick. The profile picture disappeared. Reality arrived shortly after when management politely informed her that the bill had been registered under her table and that the Ministry of Hope and Faith would not be settling it.

Sources say she was escorted to the cashier's area where she briefly became a shareholder in stress. With no options left, she launched an emergency WhatsApp fundraiser faster than commercial activists during protests.

Friends, relatives, former classmates, and two mumus who wanted to access her lower openings came through. Within minutes, the KSh 10,000 was raised and her freedom secured. She has since posted Allan's photo online, warning fellow women that the man is more slippery than murenda.

However, Allan has now come out to defend himself. According to him, what was advertised online is not what was delivered physically. He claims filters, camera angles, ring lights, beauty apps, editing software, artificial intelligence & NASA satellite technology were involved in the marketing process.

Allan says he ordered beauty but what arrived was confidence. He further claimed that upon seeing her in person, he suffered trauma and lost interest, forcing him to execute what military experts are calling a tactical withdrawal.

Investigations are still ongoing, but relationship analysts have confirmed that the only thing successfully imported from the UK that night was premium heartbreak. Ni mbaya majama. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

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@kmoffat254 @marcusolang Alafu upate anaachilia kaharufu ka mdomo ama makwapa🤦‍♂️😔

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@wanjiru_coco @JaokooMoses True.

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@nicogonyah @JaokooMoses Then enlighten me sir🤷‍♂️

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@wanjiru_coco @JaokooMoses Huyo kazi yake ni kuroga.

[Rachel @AgelessDiy]

Psalm 104:1

Praise to the Sovereign Lord for His Creation and Providence

Bless the Lord, O my soul! O Lord my God, You are very great: You are clothed with honor and majesty,

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@justWailer 🤣🤣🤣

[LibertAnarkist 🌹🏴‍☠️ @AnarkistLibert]

@MarioNawfal

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@wanjiru_coco @JaokooMoses a witch or a witch doctor?