Luke Taylor

Proud dad of two, big Manchester United and Wigan Warriors fan.

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@Cantona_Collars I would row him to Paris in a bath for £70m. I think a move would be best for both parties. Garnacho can play on the left and use the money to buy 2/3 players with the right mentality to give better squad depth next year

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

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[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@UtdDistrict Shit hot to be fair

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@TenHagBall_ Just said in the boozer if I was McTom, I would have made a beeline straight for that cnut and done that in his face before running off to celebrate as normal. What a weapon

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@Def68Villa @BBCMOTD Utd fan and I agree, Fernandes was definitely a booking but Casemiro's wasn't even a foul. Cash should have been booked for diving

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@BBCMOTD I bet he isn't, shocking decision. Games gone

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@centredevils He's not wrong.....

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@AlternativeMUFC 11th minute

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@SuperLeague @WarringtonRLFC More of the same

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@Muggerbass @StretfordPaddck @TelegraphDucker Is Old Trafford currently in that orientation for that reason though? It very much looks like it was built between two constraining features (the railway and the canal). And due to the height of the stands I'm sure they need special grass that needs almost no natural light.

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@UtdDyIan @sportbible You don't

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Mick Lynch rips Robert Jenrick and the Train Companies apart.

Then Robert Jenrick tries to claim the Rail Companies have been nationalised...

No they haven't, but they should be.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

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[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@_Rimal @wtf1official Came here to see how long before someone said Hulk. Sorry I just have never understood his cult following, what has he ever achieved?

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@wtf1official I hope it's Sainz. It would be a great move for both him and Merc, a solid driver with high potential and a much longer term solution compared to Hamilton/Alonso. Him and Russell could be a great partnership for years. He'd want to stick it to Ferrari after his treatment

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@AlternativeMUFC 11th

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@StretfordPaddck About 5

[Luke Taylor @Spidermonkeylu1]

@shankers73 @StretfordPaddck Or sooner depending on the outcome of #115. However let's be honest, when ETH said that he was implying that United's would have some input to ending those era's. Not that City would be relegated to the Unibond Stockport East league and monster munch teeth would fuck off

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

On a serious note, it's quite remarkable that he's leaving really. 9 years is a long time at one club. Especially at one of the biggest clubs in the world. When he first arrived he was energetic and exciting but it's been clear to see that over time he's lost that energy and has become more of a 'watcher of the game'.

Looking at him, it seems clear that he just doesn't look that invested anymore - his body language is off and he seems to just stand there now, looking uninterested. He's spent years winding United fans up and I'm sure I speak for the majority of us when I say that we thought this day would never come.

It will be strange not seeing him on the sidelines every week but from a solely selfish point of view, I'm honestly really glad that he's finally leaving. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Antony Martial.