luc

nsfw!

[luc @spiderscastle]

my fuckass virgin tweet doing numbers while i was asleep and now my notifs and mentions are being so weird WHY DID 9K PEOPLE LIKE IT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[luc @spiderscastle]

and if i say dex kidnapping peter to fuck with frank. peter waiting for frank at the location he sent and he finally hears the sound of heavy combat boots hitting the floor and getting all happy and excited but it’s dex and all the plans he has for him. peterfrank n peterdex ??

[luc @spiderscastle]

HELLO WHY IS THIS GETTING LIKES 😭😭

[luc @spiderscastle]

what do you call being a virgin in your 20s who’s horny 24/7 and simultaneously so terrified of the idea of someone touching you like that

[luc @spiderscastle]

@nfwmp im not even kidding trauma dump in their replies if you wanna be all up in my business on MY account then ykw you get to be part of the family trauma too

[luc @spiderscastle]

@SP1DEY1129 ALL THESE PEOPLE ON PETERFRANKTWT AND NO HUNTER/PREY FICS WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN

[luc @spiderscastle]

and when it’s hunting season and frank takes him there again and he lets peter come with him when he’s hunting and peter is going all sorts of crazy watching frank stalk his prey thinking please god me next

[𓏵 ⏜ ⌖ 𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 @p4rkercel]

frank has a cabin he barely ever uses anymore in a completely different state but takes peter there someday so that they can be completely alone #peterfrank

[luc @spiderscastle]

@nfwmp power of the ultimate tboy peter parker yesyes

[luc @spiderscastle]

peterfranktwt lowk being the tboy factory as well

[luc @spiderscastle]

@dykeptmc every time you say forcemasc i start frothing at the mouth thank you for your service

[luc @spiderscastle]

@dykeptmc yesyes this is literally what pftwt is for

[luc @spiderscastle]

@sp1deyskulls that’s sosososo sweet of you THANK YOUUUU!!! apologies for the daily 20 peterfrank scenarios being sent your way in advance

[luc @spiderscastle]

can someone pls write a fic where peterfrank are doing some sort of hunter/prey rp with peter’s inhibitor turned to the max so he’s got no spidey powers to help him and he’s just running thru the woods panting and crying but excited asf bc frank is chasing him w his full set up

[luc @spiderscastle]

@stoppableobject if i wasn’t broke i would actually commission someone to write these because they’re genuinely consuming my brain but ughghg alas we have to pray that someone takes mercy on our desperation and write

[luc @spiderscastle]

@stoppableobject manifest with me this happens with every tweet i post because we’re both not gonna write it

[luc @spiderscastle]

@SPIDEYC4STLE hey

[luc @spiderscastle]

@stoppableobject GLEEBUS OOMF SAID HELL WRITE PETERFRANK HUNER/PREY NEXT WEEK maybe we’re both getting the platter

[luc @spiderscastle]

@sp1deyskulls PLEASEPLEASE YES THANKUOU THSNK YOU THANK YOUUUU not even exaggerating im screaming rolling around in my bed plsss tag me when you do

[luc @spiderscastle]

@stoppableobject this account was literally created so i could blurt out my fantasies for the beautiful ao3 writers to see and then give it #TOME on a silver platter

[luc @spiderscastle]

@mippolitoo don’t make me blush

[luc @spiderscastle]

@miloverst crushing on people over pfps and then you have to tell yourself to close the app and look out the window

[luc @spiderscastle]

#confessiontime sometimes when i see accounts with certain frank castle pfps and they’re saying baby or whatever pet name when they tweet i get a little buzz and then i remember this is an irl person that i don’t know and i sober up real quick

[luc @spiderscastle]

@stoppableobject right then gleebus time to open google docs