Pedro🧙🏻‍♂️

Tech worker trying to be a productive member of society. #GoBolts #SeaKraken
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[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

After hours, every night, even after all…

After All out July 16 at 9AM PT!

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

This will probably annoy some DSA folks to my left and centrist Dems to my right but Im prepared to go full 2016 style Bernie Bro for her. The Khive is gonna create a new slur for how toxic I will be in support of this woman

[Pedro🧙🏻‍♂️ @spidersgeorge_]

The boy 💪🏻 the notifications 💅🏻

[DANIEL @DANIELINCAPS]

the boy 💪🏻 - the notifications 💅🏻

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

I want you

[kaylee 🦑 @chopkensx]

i love the seattle kraken!!!! fuck all you losers talking shit about them!!!!

[𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊⁷𖧵⁷⁷ @holdmetightjoon]

being gay is not free you have to buy dan and phil hard launch tour tickets

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[jay 𐚁✨ @barbiedreamz_]

sorry but idgaf about any religion that says gay people should die or suffer

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

Cut to the Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen is the most beautiful, healing, life-affirming song you could possibly hear in a CVS Pharmacy

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

carly announcing a double album is so funny because... it was always gonna be a double album. she ONLY release double albums, its been double albums for the past 10 years. but this one is coming all at once instead of 1 year apart which is nice thanks

[Pedro🧙🏻‍♂️ @spidersgeorge_]

@Dusterz Hey, I’m actually right next to you in the Cape. Are there any measures in the upcoming elections that would help? Any councilors you’ve been working with?

[icanbarelyswim.bsky @icanbarelyswim]

you’re lucky most CRJ fans are employed 30+ year old gay men or else you’d be in real danger

[ellie @mikkosbff]

everybody cheered

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[sven pie @swagsmeister]

army dreamers your dan and phil #phanart

[Sam 🪼 @mythical_kat]

Carly finally releasing that 200 track album she has always talked about

[tj @tjalt99]

how do gay guys meet their husbands in college like what did i do to deserve flop city