theo 🕸️

marvel boy | b!sexual | 6’2 | I’m funny

[theo 🕸️ @spidervqmp]

@oldervinyl I MISS YOU TOO

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wait so is Stan twt dead

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the sneaks….

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me after tweeting to my non existent followers

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I need her on a podcast immediately

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard tells PEOPLE that she regrets the murder of her mother:

“I was desperate to get out of that situation… Nobody will ever hear me say I'm glad she's dead or I'm proud of what I did. I regret it every single day… She didn't deserve that. She was a sick woman and unfortunately I wasn't educated enough to see that. She deserved to be where I am, sitting in prison doing time for criminal behavior.”

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

one think abt a leo, they gon LAUGH, even when nothing be funny 😭😭

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do I go to Trader Joe’s today or keep my masculinity

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@avengersxwanda is this a trick question or?..

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@cwxlsh1 “I’m joking” it’s still a slur?? Like hello?

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I’m so tired of these derealization episodes

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bouta watch salt burn for the 10th time

[nick @lovechazelle]

do streaming platforms remember why we started using streaming platforms

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me when my cart runs out

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

what is this obsession with doing everything on drugs?? it’s not that hard to do something fun sober

[theo 🕸️ @spidervqmp]

why did yall have to ruin depop? i am not buying a $45 sweater you’re reselling from goodwill

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this is me if you even care

[ALL reaction videos @allreactionvids]

Um… give me a second. Kamala Harris tearing up/crying then smiling reaction video meme

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Is she deadass

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@oldervinyl and then tweeted a day later

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so we all finally agreed Matt rife was overrated and not funny?