semen balloon

Young, joyful Scottish lad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I'm looking for #friends I'm a #niceguy so plz #addme #now

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

choom you have to stop. your chrome too preem. your sandy too tough. your swag too nova. your doll too bad. they'll flatline you

[semen balloon @spiderwizard300]

Gonna play chubby bunny with grilled weiners on the fourth of July

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

People died over the Popeyes chicken sandwich

[mq 🎧 @minquoh]

gamestop gone be dead as shit lemme apply there holdon lol

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

I eat hella burgers 🍔 and hella fries 🍟 and I drink hella soder 🥤

[foidcowpanzer @foidcowpanzer]

Doordash guy was 10 minutes late so I didn't tip and reported him for sexual harasment

[semen balloon @spiderwizard300]

@kosphobia A real king keeps his crown

[semen balloon @spiderwizard300]

Everyone goon in the tub in your free time I've never experienced something so heavenly

[CycleofSin @CycleofSin]

BBQ condoms

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

yo mama so bluesky

[semen balloon @spiderwizard300]

@stupiddogtoy

[semen balloon @spiderwizard300]

Can farting under a blanket give you pink eye because I keep gassing myself

[semen balloon @spiderwizard300]

@loligasms4tards Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top

[semen balloon @spiderwizard300]

@texmeplease This reminded me of that creepy ass baby ice cream ad of that dude covered in ice cream eating himself

[Odious @radd51701573]

hiding from the baddies like anne frank 💯

[alien @fastestUFO]

my girlfriend broke up with my because i reply to woah vicky too much

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

both of my friends in America fell off so now I have no body to call at night or play video games with. nothing is permanent

[syxth @syxth68]

you’re a fucking slut

[i think @kutaiuranium]

swerving my car off a bridge for no apparent reason at all

[semen balloon @spiderwizard300]

@stupiddogtoy I shave my pits smooth but only trim my nutsack because I have a deep fear of accidentally slicing them open and having to tell my mom