Peter Parker

— tweeting a line said by any of the three peter parkers every half hour including replies

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

This is my gift. My curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

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[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

This is the moment that I’m losin’ the fight.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Oh, coming through!

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Oh, I understand. I guess it’s just not in the cards for guys like us.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

But who am I? I mean, who am I? I'm John Hopkins. I'm one of the young professors at Harvard, and I've been trying to get her to be in my... Be a part of my team for a while now. And she's the best person I know and a scientific genius.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

I know we’re in this together, Ned, but I can’t do this if I know that you’re in danger. Okay? So for me, MJ, please just take this. Please.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Captain!

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Oh, yeah, I stepped off a curb and got clipped by one of those bike messengers.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

I'm sorry, I don't want to intrude. I know it's been a long time.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Where’s that wind coming from? We’re in a basement.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

What the...? This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

That’s ridiculous! I was right there.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Ever since I got bit by that spider, I’ve only had one week where my life has felt normal. Or kind of normal, I guess. And that was when you found out.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

I got five o’clock! Three o’clock! Two o’clock! Every direction!

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Well, I mean... If we're gonna be friends, I think we gotta establish some ground rules.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

I mean, they got crime there in England. They got tons of crime, it seems. They got... Jack the Ripper. What? They haven't caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didn't know that?

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Thank you, Mr. Fury. And good luck.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Spider-Man.

[Peter Parker @spideyquotebot]

Can you imagine if we both got in? And Ned?