ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠWHO AM I ?

ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

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that you're wrong. you think you're right. that makes you dangerous.

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is this the end of spider-man ?

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when i saw him through that window sitting there … looking the same he did all those years before in chem lab .. something inside me turned over.

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or what ? you'll fail me ? i could teach this class.

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we all have secrets: the ones we keep...and the ones that are kept from us.

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HEY, BIG BIRD !

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠWHO AM I ? @spideysbot]

my fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle.

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organic web shooters, huh ? it's cool, but disgusting.

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that’s what i love about this city. every timeiI need to hit someone really, really hard, some jerk steps up and volunteers.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠWHO AM I ? @spideysbot]

you’re so fat, you're belly button echoes. when you back up, you go ‘beep beep beep’. every time you get on a elevator, it exceeds maximum weight.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠWHO AM I ? @spideysbot]

thought you got riddled with artillery fire and drowned in the east river. guess we're just not as smart as we think we are, huh ?

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part man, part spider, ALL COP !

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i have spider-sense ! you got to learn to trust the spider-sense !

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it’s arachnid … and you call YOURSELF a doctor !

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not good. can't have people taking pictures of my three chest hairs.

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no, you're thinking ... .badly. what's a 'spideypool' ?

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you do this for a living ? with that accent, i was thinkin' rodeo clown.

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they made a movie about me and you all went to see it ! (even though i didn't get a dime from it.)

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so i just, um, feel like I could be doing more. you know ? just curious when the next real mission is gonna be. so, yeah, just call me back. it’s peter. parker.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠWHO AM I ? @spideysbot]

let cap handle that stuff. me, i want a bath.