🕷️ @[email protected]

Monk, Developer, Security, blah blah blah, noone reads this ever.

@[email protected]
@[email protected]

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

Put it into the middle of the oven for 20 minutes at 225C and turn it into pie.

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

Hey, @zabbix , can you please explain this code to me?

https://t.co/BLP3sT1q4k

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

@magnushagander The main joy comes from their central "insertBatch" function,
https://t.co/Bz6VIQKFN3

Which shows some logic around tables and such, and then bounces into:
https://t.co/PEkQkVJHqR

Overall. I'm baffled and I wonder what the cause is.

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

I found a new happy. Re-inventing "auto-increment" of database primary key.
Badly.

https://t.co/QvnQiOspFP

guess what happens when multiple instances are attempting the same thing? Oh yeah, exactly that.

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

@magnushagander I was unable to log in today, apparently due to auditlog of "logging in" races against others logging in, causing duplicate insert of primary key.

It's real, sadly.

"Zabbix is 100% Enterprise-ready" they say on the homepage. I believe them.

[Richard Brown - @[email protected] @sysrich]

Finally moving to Mastodon with the rest of the world - I will be found on @[email protected] so please follow me there. Will be tweeting less often here obviously.

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

@leifnixon Can’t we layer that over passive FTP ?

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

@ericlaw I love love love how the MFA forced an org to manually call up and verify when account sharing for an external service.
Just like that, it works!
Next up is re-designing all external services to allow multiple accounts with access and easy audit and checks…

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

@Maratus_spider Hi from the frozen wastes up north. I wanted to say I’ve really enjoyed your photos ever since I found your account, and since many are moving to various federated services, do you have an account elsewhere that I can follow?

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Rise again

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

In case you wonder, I'm also on Mastodon.
https://t.co/ucLsIjTbzb

[Matthew Garrett (@[email protected]) @mjg59]

I've said before that one of the most important things in my early career was @EtchedPixels' diary - the opportunity to observe not only the outcome of a developer's work, but the thought process that led to that outcome. I always wanted to share that.

[Kate @thingskatedid]

👩🏻‍🚒 🔥 How to level up your soldering 🔥
(a very long thread)

Maybe you know how to solder a bit, but you suck at it. Or it's frustrating and never comes out nice and you hate it.

🚒 Here's how to make it enjoyable, and get good results as a side effect.

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

@dekaminski “Saker du velat göra men inte kunnat ta sig för pga apati”

[🕷️ @[email protected] @spidler]

@jdub Warthogs and Warts?

[raptor @0xdea]

Juniper SSLVPN / JunOS RCE and Multiple Vulnerabilities 🤦🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

// by @OctagonNetworks

https://t.co/cqnzJN3o7p

[Nancy Delagrave @RougeMatisse]

There is something really wrong going on at the moment. People who have not kept up with the literature - let's face it 98 % out there - think that they are protected and will face no adverse consequences if they are infected a 2nd time.

Sequelae are more common the 2nd time.👇