Maxwell Spiegel

Decent human

[Maxwell Spiegel @spiegelspeaks]

I'm somewhere between really hungry and appendicitis

[Maxwell Spiegel @spiegelspeaks]

As an AMC A-lister, am I morally obligated to tell the people leaving the theater that there is a mid and post credit scene?

Side note: @AMCTheatres please tell us when there are post credit scenes.

#ForTheCulture

[Maxwell Spiegel @spiegelspeaks]

@WholeFoods whoever designs your black peppercorn grinders is a monster. I twist and I twist and I twist and all I get are morsels. It’s a tragedy. My forearms are tired.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

this is so fucking wack

[laurie︎ ♆ @anneqthena]

just finished one day on netflix. fuck you all.

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

It's so good every single time 🔥

[Maxwell Spiegel @spiegelspeaks]

@PurinaONE has one person ordered your product off of their Roku remote?

[Dov Forman @DovForman]

Shanah Tovah - happy Jewish new year!

79 years ago, my great-grandmother, Lily Ebert, was in Auschwitz-Birkenau on Rosh Hashanah. Today, at 99, she celebrates with 37 great-grandchildren.

We hope that we can all have a sweet new year, full of health and happiness. 🍯🍎🍏

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Hulu and Disney Plus raising prices when they know they're about to run out of new content indefinitely is a level of blind arrogance I hope to one day achieve

[Maxwell Spiegel @spiegelspeaks]

@FreeformTV you went to commercial before “Trashing The Camp” finished in Tarzan. We are not cool. Get better.

[Maxwell Spiegel @spiegelspeaks]

@ajgold20 I think it’s up to you to be the change you want to see in the world and roll those puppies up.

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

I will joyfully watch his latest rather than his last.

[Apple Juice @ajgold20]

The Doctor

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

thinking that immigrants should be tortured or women shouldn’t have abortion access or the phrase “black lives matter” should draw any kind of response other than “yes that’s correct” or that queer people are a threat isn’t a “political leaning” it’s an attack on humanity

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Clayton Kershaw is a fan of the wave 🙌

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

looking up every year and seeing Marcedes is still in the league is one of the most comforting forces in my life.

[Robby Scharf @Scharf_gen5]

Have the whole PAC-12 merge with the Big-10.

One division called the PAC-12, one called the Big-10.

Winner of the PAC-12 plays the winner of the Big-10.

Have the game in Pasadena.

Have it at the Rose Bowl.

Call it the Rose Bowl.

A novel concept I just thought of.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

A Black family on an AAU basketball trip is terrorized and harassed by Frisco, TX police … all because these geniuses did not know the state abbreviation for Arkansas is AR, not AZ — so the police assumed the car was stolen.

I hope they sue and the officers involved are fired, but none of that will erase the emotional damage and trauma done to this family.

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

being governed by an oligarchy of hospice patients rules