Ally Spier

I can understand euphemisms, idiosyncrasies, and complex metaphors. Also, professional writer and wordplay-er (see: @thevocabaret @caveatnyc)

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

@a1z0 the supply has been fully depleted

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

The only remaining fresh air is npr’s, alone in your home

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

Guy driving car with license plate “SMILEUSA” almost just killed me in a crosswalk

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

Quirky earrings have gotten out of control

[Gretchen McCulloch now at @gretchenmcc.bsky.social @GretchenAMcC]

it has come to my attention that uh, what!

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

It should be, though

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

Never quite sure if I’m watching prestige tv or illusionist tv

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

White Lotus opening credits should be available as wallpaper

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

Especially love @nycmarathon day because it treats cars like the subs they should be year-round

[Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean]

The Skint agrees: you gotta come to SpeakEasy at @caveatnyc this Wednesday at 7 PM!

Featuring:
@shadesofgreaves
@spiersays
@Eitanthegoalie
@karenkho
@sarahagruen
@thepatrickross
@Leah_Abrams
@amyjmuller

TIX (in-person + livestream): https://t.co/iSVTJNnDlO

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

Told you

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

Gonna be Thrifty Boy for Halloween

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

The only thing I’m interested in discussing about the new album is how she holds her pen

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

Me at the club as a 35 year old

[Vocabaret @thevocabaret]

.@spiersays is hosting tomorrow's WORDS NIGHTMARES show! But [zoom in on an old black-and-white @Punderdome3000 photo] she's actually always been in a Words Nightmare ... https://t.co/vdcgiV5dFO

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

@ahoysamantha Nah i’ll laugh

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

I refuse to look up npr’s rob stein bc i want to continue believing he’s actually just wallace shawn

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

@aaron_schwa @nikolaivanyo @ukpunoff ☺️

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

@SSquidsquid Sorry but this is an egg and jizz sandwich

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

Was the name of his sled

[Ally Spier @spiersays]

I appreciate when the dating app crashes. Like it’s just saying “Ok you, that’s enough for today.”