Graeme Smith

If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, I'm lower than a snake's belly

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@I_amMukhtar All for show and effect. Nothing happens.
And we all know it.

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

Good to see that the @BBCSport people are remaining neutral in the County Championship relegation battle.
#Vile

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@MichaelVaughan Piece of piss.
Allow one refused request per innings.
Request made and refused = bowl with it from now on, even if it is split

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@BritAthletics @morgan_a_lake Is anyone having the discussion about how these raised platforms allow the athletes in jumping events to achieve PBs and National records?
That competition had 4 women over 2m.
Unusual
As per long jump in Rome Euros

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@Nick_Loughlin_ @n56_smith To be fair they were better the year after, once Dimi and Joel were in.
But I doubt there’s a Poolie alive who wouldn’t rip your arm off for that side (and more importantly owner) now.

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@MalDickenson It’s the baa baa black sheep of 2025

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@aasifiqbal2728 @SkyCricket Did he respect his opponents?
I’ve got no problem with bowlers giving a batter some, but don’t whinge if he gets it back afterwards.

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@aasifiqbal2728 @SkyCricket Perhaps he might want to keep his trap shut?

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

Time after time after time.
Test cricket shows the narrnowts just how good it is.

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

Track from 41:25 onwards could well have appeared on your Vic Reeves Pub Singer compilation ⁦@NickLoughlin⁩??
😀😀😀😀

The Baltimore synth-pop band return to Worthy Farm.

Source: BBC iPlayer https://t.co/TuGKW1jvJ1

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@DatFatCricketer @ECB_cricket “ Can you tell me what you achieved in your last role?”.

The future interview question that drives people to mess about with stuff that doesn’t need it.

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

So, I might be a bit late but, the @SurreyCricket 1st innings v @YorkshireCCC features 12 double figure scores- including 43 extras- and a final score of 512.
Come on statisticians!!!

[The Premier League Cricket Club ™ @TPLCricketClub]

From the Middle: North Yorkshire & South Durham https://t.co/anH4gf87Xc

Another great round up from @NYSDCricket, painting the stories around the league!

@BarnardCastleCC @BACC1853 @DarloRA_CC @Great_AytonCFC @HPoolCC @CricketMarton @MiddlesbroughCC @Norton_C_C @richmondshirecc @cc_saltburn @StocktonCC @stokesley_cc

#WeArePremierLeague #ClubCricketFirst #ItAllStartsAtTheClubs #PremierLeagueCricketClub #PremierLeagueCC #PremierLeagueCricketShow #PremierLeague #cricket #cricketfans #cricketer #clubcricket #cricketclub #CricketInsights #cricketnews #villagecricket #cricketlover

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@DurhamCricket I’ll have to turn the YouTube feed off more often…. 😀😀

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

Good work @BBCNews . Obxcuring the very thing you are supposed to be showing….

Still, got to get the ident in, eh?

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@Balltofeet I travelled to that game from a course in Weston-Super-Mare with a WBA fan driving and a Newport fan along for the crack.
Fair to say the Brummie wasn’t a happy chappie driving back!

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

Aye it was Ludvigsen.

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

So, @Nick_Loughlin_ and other assorted Poolies.
My brain is a bit weird, and the signing of Jan Ove Pedersen came to mind.
The Brann fans used to sing his name to “Those Were The Days” by Mary Hopkin.
But which other Brann player had his name sung to that tune?

[Graeme Smith @spiffcricket]

@Balltofeet Nope. Bit later, we were at our poorest over these few years though.
3/3/84