Riki (Spiffy)

🌈 Introverted AF. Disney freak. Bi. Packers & Brewers fan 💚🏈💛⚾💙 Love animals, photography, & ice cream. Not nearly as funny to others as I am to myself. 🦖

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

@instagram Your help center wasn't helpful. The Facebook/Meta/IG support email assistance, also not helpful. PLEASE JUST HELP ME SHUT DOWN MY HACKED ACCOUNT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

Thank you Bowling For Soup for spending 1,425 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/0PLZo5qmiO

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

I get why people are bringing up the Sears Tower/Willis Tower example here. But come talk to people in Milwaukee. Changing Miller Park to AmFam Field means NOTHING when we have people who still call it County Stadium, even though it's in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LOCATION.😂

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

BREAKING: Staples Center set to be renamed for https://t.co/B2C28rpvUi as part of a multi-year naming rights deal, according to a source close to the deal.

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

@PlentyOfFish Out of sheer curiosity, what part of this violates your guidelines? Is my face obscured by the little black nose I've painted on? Or am I not being my "true self" because I'm dressed up for Halloween? Just trying to share some of my personality here, guys.🙄

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

So, this is the rest of the internet, huh? *looks around* Nope. Don't like it. I'll be over here rocking back and forth in a corner until FB is back up.

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

Facebook is down. I'd normally complain about something like that on Facebook, but... I guess that's why I still have Twitter? 🤷‍♀️

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

@mkeadmirals Awww, happy birthday, Bender!🥳

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

Hate to be that guy, but totally gonna be that guy anyway. 3 strikes and @MichaelsStores is out. Hard to enjoy projects when they arrive broken (or not at all). I know wood and plaster are fragile but then ship it accordingly, guys.🙄Backup gifts, here I come. #xmasfail

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

Spent the last week binge-watching the first three seasons of The Muppet Show on DVD only to find out that the last 2 seasons haven't been released. @DisneyStudios, it's time. RE-LEASE! RE-LEASE!

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

Excited to be watching the #MDAKevinHartTelethon tonight and to make another donation. Every dollar counts, y'all!!

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

@netflix could you please stop asking me if I'm still watching? The judgment is totally unnecessary and mildly hurtful.

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

If I ever call you a schmuck, just know that I'm channeling my father. And you're being a schmuck.

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

So, are we sure the Mayans didn't mean 2020? An 8-year margin of error is understandable...

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

@mkeadmirals

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

Racism, hidden evidence, and intellectual disability were a recipe for a wrongful conviction for @innocence client #PervisPayne. He is facing execution on Dec. 3. Read and share the key facts about his case before it’s too late: https://t.co/MmjCkSdkR6

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

5. Go door-to-door and ask for donations. Kinda like trick-or-treat for UNICEF. Only, you know, in July. And not for UNICEF.

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

Okay, this #nationalcoinshortage thing is silly, so I have a few suggestions for resolving it.

1. Clear out mall fountains, couches, and grandmas' purses across the country. There's some mad change in those bad boys.

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

4. Tell kids you'll give them cookies for every coin they bring to you. If there are multiple kids, tell them the one who brings the most will get a pony! (Whether or not you follow through is up to you.)

[Riki (Spiffy) @spiffyriki]

@Summerfest Summer Girls by LFO 😄 It's a terrible song, but I always sing along.