natasha’s off brand thoughts

I am the bee queen and I have a cat named ted

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No art tweets

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@dissproportion As a recovered alcoholic lush booze hound I’m more concerned w helping other people get sober than the terms used lmao. I do not know any alcoholics who give a f about the terms used. There’s work to do

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Slowly working on not being the person who is just accommodating and flexible on everything. Like ask someone else to clean up your mistakes

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I do not like Sullivan King. He strikes me as the kind of dude who was in a failed metalcore band and makes it everyone in EDM’s problem

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I now know who “Von Dutch” by Charli XCX is about

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Camila Cabello stuns in new video set to upcoming single, “I Luv It.”

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This is how people from Maryland poop

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

just went #4

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If you design clothing that only looks good on skinny people, you are not a good clothing designer

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Not to be that person but cycle syncing made my previously terrible periods completely manageable

Eat, work and exercise to support your cycle + a few supplements and be amazed by how painless menstruation becomes

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@BostCedric @shaTIRED I hate to report that is the friend 🤣

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@heybreadwords Pls do 🤠

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@heybreadwords No shame at all and here if you wanna chat ❤️

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I love it when Spotify is like “hey we REALLY think you’d like this song” and I ignore it and then realize they’re 100000% right once I actually listen to it

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

no matter how awful you may be there is a white guy named matt that’s worse

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Damn this feels a bit uh.. timely

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@16bitBitch Bro do it

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LA apartments are insane. How can you justify a white refrigerator for $4k a month. Clown shit

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That post-Basel negative Covid test is great, but that post Basel sex is incredible

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Andrew just suggested making soup together

I am off the market forever. This is it

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This tweet hath bren approved by @off_brandrew (dick skin wallet)

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I just ate some rly good pizza

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I have this one European exceptionalist in my DMs who got mad at me for a poll asking if people would rather road-trip or drive places

Do y’all not have cars in Europe??? I am confuse