Simphiwe Mpiwana

Just living...

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

When was the last time you told her to be ready by 7pm? Just buy it yourself, mfanaka.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Your girlfriend hasn't bought you a Ps5 because you pop in all the baddies likes. Pigeons get bread crumbs.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Your girlfriend hasn't bought you a Ps5 because you have female friends. Let them fund your dreams.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

My silence is as loud as the disrespect I receive. You will never hear from me again.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

The ANC really let the country go to shit.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Abantu bamdaka

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Hebanna

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Magents.

Anisabheji vele?

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Economic indicator:

Men no longer send "hey" ewallets to pretty girls.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Baby going out bad

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Wait. Does Sza think she’s more successful than me? Lol yall catch me up pls. Sza if every song you’ve ever done vanished right now the music business wouldn’t even miss you. I’ve been to countries that never heard of you. I know you’re not THAT stupid are you? Stadiums? Did you look at the venues I played on my OWN headlined FESTIVAL tour out of the country last year? Bitch have you ever headlined to 80K ppl? Btch what have you ever done besides yodel with auto tune that needed retuning? Boo im an icon. You’re not. The end. Pay that man for almost breaking his back. Why didn’t u speak up when your exec was bullying & harassing me ya dirty mangy cunt? These botted numbers on all platforms have yall losing yall mother fkng minds. You the type that would’ve been quiet in school trying to fit in. You still have no clue who you are! I know you went nights w/o washing that musty face. Btch how u remember exactly where every freckle go? 🤣🤥 #JusticeForDemoree Desiree Perez we wanna discuss your daughter’s lawsuit. And did you do your deposition????? Oh ok.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Unyoko

[Dr. 4fo4.0 † @mslajonmaw]

Women bumping kewchies.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

Or when they look "aesthetically" clean

[Mayowa @mayowasworld]

Yall only love dark skin girls when the body tea

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

He has children

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Ye left the Diddy trial today after ~10 minutes inside.

[papasito @Scott_villa]

The real winter in is the bathroom

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

SIES

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Dude got exposed by his girlfriend for being funny on the internet….💩🚽🤡

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

It's Friday. Send your crush some money.

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

😭😭😭😭

[Puer aeternus @Madtzoo]

@OfentseZA I didn't know she's married. Only found out today. This is yesterday's conversation 😭

[Simphiwe Mpiwana @spijo_3rd]

😂😂😂

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

Classic FAFO Moment