tsarina

414 / trenches-adjacent 1st gen immigrant 🇷🇸

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

@yugomemes_ Banja Luka, Beograd, Indjija

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Me going to Chipotle since 2015

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Being a stranger and being worried about this is crazy
Living on your own and voluntarily having $238 to your name is crazy

[neppy @neppy]

no disrespect, but being 27 and still living with your parents is crazy

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Do I count as an influencer if my boyf coerced me into upgrading by paying for my new iPhone? lol

[☙ @layzhis]

pelo visto a Apple mandou o iPhone 18 pra todos os subs do Brasil e hoje foi o dia divulgarem, meu insta só tem isso

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

“The wall is undefeated” and the tweet was posted by a balding, aging, likely overweight incel

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

@Crusxder9 @RachelZader I really hope that’s not you in that profile picture to be talking out of your ass like that

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

lol my 30 year old self def needs to do this tomorrow

[Muscle Forge @LearnLoopz]

My top mobility moves

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

The fact that I work with several girls like this 😭 pls

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

@Pheonarx @JeffTittor @__unangenehm__ @thechosenberg Not to mention the traumas and hardships that prevent people from following a “traditional” timeline for milestones and whatever else. It’s a privilege to be able to follow that type of societally expected timeline.

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

@Pheonarx @JeffTittor @__unangenehm__ @thechosenberg 40 is far from old in the grand scheme of things. I just turned 30 & I feel more stable and excited to move forward in life than ever. People find love at 60, graduate with the degree they actually wanted at 38, buy a first home at 42. It’s their life, they’re choosing to live it

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Had an ex threaten to do this once, like babe that’s a crime lmao

[s ☆zie @earthtosozie]

getting ur nudes leaked as an adult is kinda like just an annoyance

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Shelton and Sinner down in one day? We love to see it #rolandgarros

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Wait this is what I need lol

[Lestichia @lestari68288]

Not him gentle parenting you 😭 girl you win

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

I’m screeching lol

[Roukshiesty🏆 @BeenHim16]

Dawg

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

It’s rub your feet together like a cricket under the covers weather 🥶

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Yikes lol rent’s due huh

[Shooter McHavin @OGZeeZee]

Idk man

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Happy indigenous peoples day 🎈

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Trapezoid head ass mf

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Diddy has been sentenced to 4 years in prison

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

@ChipotleTweets how do you mess up an order twice? I am disheartened

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Literally feel like a kmart bella swan bc I have a pale ass antisocial bf and a friendzoned bff that hates him

[tsarina @spijunkinja]

Bring back stoning people to death

[nay ᥫ᭡ @whatimcryinfor]

she was 12.