Andrej Spilak

software developer with a pogo stick

[Charlie Holtz @charlieholtz]

David Attenborough is now narrating my life

Here's a GPT-4-vision + @elevenlabs python script so you can star in your own Planet Earth:

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

[Andrej Spilak @spilakspilak]

@MyotisSI @MladenPrajdic Tudi pravoslavci so kristijani :)

[Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti]

me: why isn't this working?
normal languages: you screwed up over here
me: oh thanks

me: why isn't this working?
javascript: 🙂
me: please i'm begging you
javascript: 🙂

[Andrej Spilak @spilakspilak]

@n26 @TweetsOfSumit @n26 any progress?

[Mladen Prajdic @MladenPrajdic]

Remember kids, we do NOT use these because extremely high fees

[Andrej Spilak @spilakspilak]

@MihaMarkic Nice. It's a beast!

[Andrej Spilak @spilakspilak]

@MihaMarkic I hear you. They should also be testing for how long ReSharper makes VS unresponsive on loading a 100 projs solution :)

[Local Man 🎯 @KiddBubu]

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

[Andrej Spilak @spilakspilak]

When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads.

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

when you think your dog is barking at nothing, he's actually barking at your lack of test coverage

[Max Masher @MaxMasher]

WTF! @bisonapp the first Crypto TV commercial in German TV! #bison
#boersestuttgart #bitcoin #eth #Crypto

[Andrej Spilak @spilakspilak]

Sicer pa gre za novico iz 2.1.2017. Ali opozorila prihajajo z "manjšim zamikom", ali pa kdo testira push notificatione na produkcijski aplikaciji? :)

[Andrej Spilak @spilakspilak]

@rtvslo a bi mogoče še enkrat preverili vaše vire? Da ne praskam zdaj po zimski garderobi za brez veze 😂

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

I don't need FaceApp to show me what I'll look like when I'm aged and nearly dead...

I just look in the mirror after sprint planning.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

You're under no obligation to keep the same code you wrote 5 minutes ago.

[Mark Dalgleish @markdalgleish]

Back end devs: Front end isn't real engineering.

Front end devs: *Bring engineering principles to front end*

Back end devs: Front end is too complicated.

[Kelly Vaughn @kvlly]

my feelings towards javascript are undefined

[Boštjan Nachbar @BokiNachbar]

Ponosen trenutek za vse nas bivse slovenske NBAjevce. Neverjetna (strma) pot vse od Marka Milica, do teh dveh junakov. Pa naj se kdo rece da slovenci nismo kosarkarski narod. @luka7doncic @Goran_Dragic

[Andrej Spilak @spilakspilak]

@MihaMarkic @papsl @anzet @mropret Zanimivo... Moj 2+ leti star OnePlus 3 ima 6GB (pun intended;)
Bi si mislil da se te cifre na flagshipih kaj večajo 🤷‍♂️🙂