haley 🫛

27, aries, sorry

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

i’m still thinking about chicken a la dooky almost 1 month later

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

if you feel crazy, i just sobbed for 10 minutes because i can’t pick a soup recipe. so. you’re probably doing better than me

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

it’s actually insane how cheap people are when it comes to hiring a cleaner. if you are able-bodied and want someone to come clean your entire house for $100 a month……fuck you 😀

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

@mayo_cancer @thetime_is_Me0w vero loves that squirrel so bad. he scares me a bit

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

sick of myself honestly lol

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

@freshavacad0_ those go hard fr

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wish i had it in me to see skee mask last night……..but i ate an entire pint of ice cream and fell asleep on the couch instead 😄👍

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

@xomayrita def not as horrible as people make it seem but…..i was not prepared for the fact that it lingers FOREVER

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

took my first shot of malort after living in chicago for nearly 3 years. why does it linger for so long……interesting…..kinda disgusting but not that bad…..

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

i look like such a dork but idc‼️🖕

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

thinking about these big ass trees in washington again

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

i love making a bunch of money and then having to spend it all on bills 🤪🤪🤪 awesome!

[haley 🫛 @spilledsoap]

AHHHHHHH

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why is the car wash so terrifying?? i am SCARED

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@xomayrita she’s so mean 😭😭😭

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can’t even believe we were here!!! and took these beautiful photos 😭

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washington is so beautiful 🌲💞

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update- we made it through security and everything in 20 minutes and only like 3 of those were stressful. i no longer feel like i’m going to vomit :)

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leaving for the trip of my dreams in the PNW tomorrow and i’m so anxious i can’t stop throwing up :) this is why you should take your kids on vacations!!! because now i’m 27 and terrified of the airport!!!