Tom

[Tom @spillingcoffee]

@TeamYouTube the YouTube channel https://t.co/STk0RlnWKJ was just hijacked a few hours ago. They hacked my Google account, changed all the info and locked me out. Any help you can provide would be greatly appreciated.

[Tom @spillingcoffee]

@TDBank_US why do you limit Essential Banking accounts for minors to only ONE parent and not allow access for both? We’re looking for alternatives instead of using your bank in the future…

[Tom @spillingcoffee]

@SirEviscerate Sigh… we can’t just send direct messages like we used to…

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

When the hibachi chef is about to throw you a shrimp

[Tom @spillingcoffee]

And they don’t use runners or trays, so for a large party it takes about 10 minutes to walk all the plates from the kitchen to the table.

[Tom @spillingcoffee]

Thinking about tweeting out this ongoing lousy @Cheesecake Factor experience, but I don’t know if Twitter will be around that long…

[Tom @spillingcoffee]

30 minutes in and we don’t have appetizers. It’s a Saturday night, still early in the evening… they’re out of calamari and New York strip steak. That’s absurd…

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

felt cute might bury dad later idk

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Also, the GOP:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk Sues Mark Zuckerberg For Being Better At Profiting Off Someone Else’s Idea https://t.co/bOLITwr7mW

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

How it started: How it is going:

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

you there, boy! what microblogging app is this?

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

A group of San Franciscans realized that they can disable Waymo and Cruise robotaxis by placing a traffic cone on the vehicle's hood.

They're now encouraging others to do it: "Hell no, we do not consent to this."

[Tom @spillingcoffee]

Wow… the @Cheesecake only allows reservations for 6 people at a time. So if you have a party of 12 you can’t actually make a reservation for the whole party.

Does @elonmusk run them now?

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Elon Musk fixing twitter.

[Luka Ivan Jukic @lijukic]

Non blue ticks collecting their daily tweet rations, 2023 (colorised)