Paloma Hinahon

the cat that ate the canary

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How late is too late to eat gummi bears before an 8am race? Asking for a friend... #MDW2017

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@les_thar_gy you like black licorice??! Since when??

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Pretty sure all the people that liked black licorice growing up are extinct now #asitshouldbe

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Undivided Snuggling Attention aka USA aka I require it immediately

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Dating rule #537: never comment on how small a man's anything is. No matter how cute their little feetsies are #BUTTHEYRESOADORABLE

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When sober Paloma wakes up and has to say "sorry for what i said about your face. I would never treat it like a chair" #backpedal

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When he asks if you listen and like daughtry and your contorted face should give it away but you say "i havent heard of him" to be polite

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Youd think as a yogi id be excited when they bust out twister @ a party but then i remember Im an adult & they busted out twister at a party

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When you send someone a video snap of something but all they can hear is your stomach growling and you die from embarrassment #feedme

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Every year I run the turkey trot and every year i say ill train. Today i woke up and had italian chocolates for breakfast so it's going well

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Can you favor a water bottle? Or topo chico? #1stworldproblems #sothirsty #favorhelp #helpmefavor #saveme

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...how love is meaningless but everything at the same time and it's only fucking Monday and WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME BRIGHT EYES #crisis

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When youre hormonal at work and "first day of my life" comes on pandora and you think of your first love and how youre strangers now and...

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You too can have a rock hard ice cream cookie core belly! Just follow the Ben and Jerry's emotional eaters diet like me! #👍

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Today at #yogainthepark we worked on our cores. Realized pretty quickly mine's def more cookie than core. #buddhabelly

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@les_thar_gy does wine count 😂🍷

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I worked 13 1/2 hrs straight yesterday and will do it again today. It's like the movie groundhog's day except it's set in hell.

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My whole relationship with my boyfriend is just him sighing constantly #imacatch! #loveme #togetherforever #thehousethatsighsbuilt

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When you're trying to snapchat a cute pic of yourself "running" but you rush it because you're… https://t.co/XLuTaBTBLr