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@uncanny_eli @taeyeonsarcher holy crap this is an absolutely disgusting take. What an act of utter betrayal to your partner.

[A @seattleiminyou]

Me when I got really addicted to adding up license plate numbers to the point I had to stop looking at them

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@androgynator this is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. it is incredibly unnatural.

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@Kristinartz Yeah but it was just part of our first block/period. It wasn’t an entire separate class on its own.

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@oubagaku how about not working is what would be enjoyable. i just don’t want to have to work.

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@allie__voss this doesn’t apply to secondary subjects (i.e. having a BS in a science or math with an add-on of a teaching licensure) this applies to people who learn to teach but don’t learn their subject

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@selfcontrI @TwasBrillig1 I think Olenna might call her that in the show. That might be a false memory of mine tho

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@arlogilbert @ItsRobbAllen We do it the normal way. They tell subjects they are getting the drug but actually only getting the placebo. We could have them sign a waiver
that says they could get meth or a placebo then tell them it’s a placebo

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@MostCrucified He joined the Night’s Watch so Jorah could become Lord earlier and not have to wait for him (Jeor) to die. Jorah married some young woman who wasn’t satisfied so he went broke trying to buy her love. When he ran out of money he sold slaves and got disgraced

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

today’s to do list:

- cry over spilled milk
- make mountains out of molehills
- beat around the bush
- beat a dead horse
- beat around the bush while beating a dead horse

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

i wish i could text my cat

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@Mykethogan yall are so retarded. obviously you are meant to realize it’s Laurie like it’s not supposed to be a mystery at all?

[Altus @PunishedAltus]

I’ve recently been experimenting with Personal Hygiene Maxxing

-brush teeth 2x per day
-shower daily
-deodorant
-laundry 1x per week
-change bedsheets biweekly

Not seeing any real returns here and most likely going to stop

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Backing into parking spots is performative

[millán 👑 @Millxn265]

Psicólogos en 1980 cuando les decias que estabas triste:

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

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@tanpukunokami They do not come to assimilate, they come to conquer.

[Yuta @ylevi0]

slave masters would’ve been fighting over him like the last thanksgiving turkey