aspen

she/her 🦭

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i just peed and they are making me pee again.Ok

[cav empty @cavempty_]

there is literally nothing that can be done when you are sleepy. there is no known treatment or cure

[britney spears @iserveboof]

I be so thirsty to Laugh boyyyy Anything tickle me I just live my life giggling

[aspen @spinachdeleted]

ate food and drank water and suddenly felt better this is so fucked

[james @jms_tny]

When it’s above 70° outside and the salad has berries in it

[101iight @101Iight]

Lowkey in a depressive episode but I don’t have time to worry about that rn.

[jo @cowboypraxis]

life is basically just about if you like your outfit. god help you if you don’t ..

[g @34rths]

I just decided I will no longer be wasting money this summer unless you want to hangout with me this weekend

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[Dev0id @Devoidize]

The hairier the pussy…the higher the intellect

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

Kill us all

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[nata @lo0do0p]

men will hesitate to ask u out but have no problem asking to fuck raw

[frandy @lovetheism]

Everyone wants a bad gerl until they meet one.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

guys who talk about how much they love eating pussy and then are not very good at eating pussy

[ctarailfan7003 @tallindianman]

I WILL DIE FOR MY COUNTRY CHICAGO ILLINOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Young hoes get mean as fuck when they go too long without eating Tuna

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

the pigeon doesn’t understand your disdain for it; it coos for you anyway. the tree does not know you own an axe for it; its leaves sway in the sun anyway. the starving cat eats the poison you put out. it doesn’t know how not to trust. the earth forgives you, in spite of yourself