uncles from up there

hard it is for you to squirt yourself. girl rule not for long you.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

honestly it's kind of crazy that elon musk doesnt want to kill himself

[DanBland @DanEddBland]

@Gianl1974

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

We had an entire King of the Hill episode on why protecting the whooping crane is vital. This administration wants to kill everything and everyone.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

i love how watching train dog always feels like the first time

[kat @yslnadi]

me trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5am

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Republicans are writing laws with AI and not even proofreading afterward; it's over. ☠️

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

This is fucking insane and can’t stand.

[English Guy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @21Naija]

I’m telling you man, Pattinson is running game on these two lads.

[Biscuit @winslownian]

I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge this Hinge interaction from 2023

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Had to shit immediately after my shower, this world is a prison built on suffering..

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 🔜 DreamCon @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🫥 @butleriano]

that’s what happened to bad guys at the end of movies back then. they didn’t know you could turn supporting characters into streaming content yet.

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

the way gobsmacking is a primal response

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[sephie is sane @3thyr3al]

despite being an "angry bird" it remains stoic in the face of conflict, many of us could learn a lesson here

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years