telepathic guide

[telepathic guide @spindle_tit]

finch is keeping me company while i walk myself

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@octieonline wish i could get a hard copy of this

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@yentlbreakdown it’s actually a joint but magnified

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californians are obsessed with antioxidants like i hope your copper fucking binds with oxygen u whore

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no shade on me as a woman but i do have a used tampon floating loose in my purse right now

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getting soot dropped on your head but in italy

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my sweet victorian summer: having soot dropped upon you first thing when walking out the door

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@zaidzadezayd yes me too

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it’s paris and someone is playing pirates of the caribbean theme on the harpsichord

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girls are always like i want a hundred thousand doting animals surrounding me and for them all to rely on me for survival

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someone took a vid of me eating my sandwich in an 18th century village, so embarrassing

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@octieonline straight to the point

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

Me, whispering softly into my boyfriend’s ear: When we kill all the men, I am going to try so hard to save you.

[telepathic guide @spindle_tit]

walked into a gas station, the attendant took one long look at my beautiful face and said “you got those bathroom eyes”

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

YES! FASTER! YES!

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gas prices are so high i have to fill up at the discount station Uncle Fossil Wine and Spirits

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@judenfragen a plate

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@keegan__pittman sister peach