Spineless Simon

Male stickleback overwhelmed by eggs & single parenthood. Bringing you the latest silt bed gossip & boardwalk news.

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

So long, and thanks from ALL the fish.

http://t.co/ooZ6eEDqrb #lovenature #lovetheplanet @BBCspringwatch @Natures_Voice

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Only if I get a bow tie. #dapper https://t.co/CpIIxMfMhS

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

...I don't wear pants. https://t.co/11hNVRkpCR

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

That leech was an arse. #keepfanning

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Let's repeat that. Anal. Sucker. Just TRY and tell me I'm not dedicated. #greatdad #parentproblems

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Yeah that was unpleasant #eyesore

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

*waves*

aaaaand fan fan fan fan fan fan

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Yeah let's talk about owl talons... #Shudder frywatch

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Personally I'm excited to get my silt view back - ruddy camera right outside the bathroom. https://t.co/LVmEB3EtzX

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

It's the finaaaal counnnntttddoowwwwwwnnnn *bubbles madly*

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

That awkward moment when the babies are literally rolling out the front door #NoMoreRoom #HatchWhyDontYou #KeepFanning

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Incredible. https://t.co/jJTLDVnoxw

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

It's true. This oxygenation lark is taking forever. It's infanite. https://t.co/9LDimZLrNL

[Simon Curtis @alenfiddle]

@spinelesssimon #fanning life

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Could be today, could be....Fryday. #Boom https://t.co/xt67luQTdP

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Hey @RottertheOtter, you seem like a lousy guy. What’s the best way to deal with my skin trouble? #peskylice #itchingandfanning

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Humans, you are excellent. https://t.co/eUSY1tpY3L

[Rupert Mowat @Rupertmow]

New Minsmere promotional poster risks putting off bathers @spinelesssimon #dontgointhewater #springwatch

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

.@tfjo told me that I have more followers than @HulaHoopsUK. Who is Hula Hoops? Is he (or she) important? #HumansAreConfusing

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

Their children may struggle at high school... #YoureCalledWhaaaat #WeirdName https://t.co/AxqY8nbwCa

[BDB @BridgetBurke2]

@spinelesssimon roads will be named after you. Mothers will name their children Spineless

[Spineless Simon @spinelesssimon]

First tea towels, now heraldry. I'd say the sky's the limit, but realistically its probably the boardwalk #needwater https://t.co/2Q6E6pAK8T

[🦊Foxy @foxyflic]

So, surely @spinelesssimon is our National Fish? lol! #Springwatch @BBCSpringwatch