Sir Matthew of Huntingdon

I once had a tweet read out on BBC Radio Leeds, so I can die happy. Long suffering HTAFC Season ticket holder. Don’t even think about following me.

[Sir Matthew of Huntingdon @Spinksy50]

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[Sir Matthew of Huntingdon @Spinksy50]

We have been dogshit tonight. Zero composure on the ball, zero quality passing. And then we sub on Bojan. 🤦‍♂️ #htafc

[Sir Matthew of Huntingdon @Spinksy50]

Why can’t we string more than two passes together? Dreadful football #htafc

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Royal Navy submarine shouldn't change it's name, says an angry Grant Shapps/Michael Green

[Christopher Guyver @cguyver]

We need to find another way of honouring the submarines who fought at Agincourt.

[Jake 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToryWipeout]

Aren't Labour just great Priti! A government working for the British people, absolutely fantastic 👏👏

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Couldn’t give a shit about the Trojan’s feelings though.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Are the Reform Party only going to talk about deporting immigrants for the next 5 years or will they liven things up by telling us how they’re going to privatise the NHS and make their friends even richer as well?

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

@NicholasLissack Reform UK’s @NicholasLissack says that ‘in times of national crisis, it’s not about political tribes’, it’s about ensuring right-wing politics prevails.

Does he even read the dross he writes?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Please stop calling Tesla cars Swasticars. Elon Musk hates it and it would be awful if it started trending on the Muskenfuhrer’s own platform. So do NOT retweet this with the hashtag #swasticars

[Sir Matthew of Huntingdon @Spinksy50]

1047 on a Monday morning on the District Line and someone just cracked a can of Stella. Oof.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"At the presidential inauguration I did the nazi salute twice and then attended an AfD rally in Germany where, the day before holocaust memorial day, I said Germany needed to get over its guilt of the past. But I am not a fascist."

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

WOOF WOOF WOOF

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Yeah, didn’t happen fellas. LOST all 3 convincingly YESTERDAY.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

5 Council By-Elections yesterday.

Reform UK failed to win any.

They’ve won only 7 seats from 184 by-elections since the General Election.

They have just 53 out of 20k councillors across the UK.

#ReformTrain #ReformDerailed

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

A map of the gulf of Mexico

[Steve Blair @UniversalExile]

Trump's furious because as a Bishop, Budde can move as far she wants diagonally, but as a Russian pawn he can only move one square at a time.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

Hi I'm also autistic but I don't do nazi salutes because I'm not a nazi hope this helps

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

@PeterSweden7 Peter Sweden knows nothing about British politics. Pass it on.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Donald Trump. An Apology.

The new Private Eye is out now

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Nothing pisses-off MAGA Christians like the teachings of Jesus.