Jason D. Wells

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

@DanExclaims I was just thinking about this, can't wait to go to the bar to discuss this.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

If trick-or-treating worked like capitalism:
1 kid gets all the candy
He gives a few kids 1 M&M each and is called a generous philanthropist
Other kids ask why they're candy-less & are called lazy
He retires from Halloween & writes laws to ensure he gets unlimited candy for life

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

What day is it again?
Tequila lime chicken and tequila lime asada tacos.
#TacoTuesday #bayareachefs #blackchefs

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

Broccoli mushroom and asparagus pizza for the vegans.
#unfuckwitable
#blackchefs
#pizzaday
#hotandready

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Like, Magneto was right about everything.

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

@DanExclaims Agreed, the tease of Koichi showing up is as bad as the Traitor being yet to be revealed. I just want my boy to get some mainstream shine.

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

Insightful....

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

CEO pay
Chipotle: $38 million
Burger King/Popeyes: $20M
Starbucks: $14.7M
Pizza Hut/Taco Bell/KFC: $14.6M
McDonald's: $10.8M
Olive Garden: $8.7M
Wendy's: $7.2M
Papa John's: $6.4M
Domino's: $6.3M
Cracker Barrel: $6.2M

but yes your order costs more because of $1/hour worker raises

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Can't find the original, but THIS

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

Grilled Chicken sandwich with green chile, perishable and herb aioli
Homemade potato chips
#unfuckwitable #blackchefs #wednesdaygrillday #grubbin

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

@Wizards_DnD I roll to be a little bit late

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

We should retire, knowing we'll never top this story @TheTreavor @erinmevans @PatrickRothfuss @JimZub

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

@thy_anomaly @DanExclaims That's a good point. But do you think the same propulsion that allows him to fly will make him fast underwater?

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

@DanExclaims was randomly reflecting on when Koichi first met Pop and saved her. With the way his work is evolving now and that he has to hold his breath anyway, what do you think his underwater capabilities are now? Highspeed torpedo?!

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Mark your calendars!

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

@lulu_clemons Forever fine....

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

In the lab testing pineapple upside down cake. Canned vs fresh.
What's your thoughts?

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

When is it not a good day for Jerk Chicken?
Island Spice combo
Jerk Chicken
Yams
Rice and peas
Gomen(Ethiopian style braised collard greens)
Fried plantains

Pineapple upside-down cake
https://t.co/nrvxTEU2Ab

[Aabria Iyengar #CeasefireNOW @quiddie]

Texas Republicans and the morally dilapidated pondscrum that voted for them can absolutely eat my whole goddamn asshole.

[Aabria Iyengar #CeasefireNOW @quiddie]

If y'all knew how often I just sigh "tonic immobility" quietly into my morning coffee...🐊🙃

[Jason D. Wells @spinninskillets]

Who doesn't love BBQ?
Carolina style ribs
#stocktonchefs