Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga

Rainbow squid of the Tañon strait. My profile is public on the off chance Josh Groban sees this and falls in love with me. Pink-Orchid2B on the Attraction Cake.

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

Hi if you’re here on my profile trying to see what I’m up to, sorry but I’ve pretty much left Twitter because it’s a shitshow on here and Elon Musk would absolutely go suck his own dick if he could but he can’t so he’s off pandering to other men hoping he can suck theirs 🙏

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

@spaceghost oh my god what a disgusting man. I found messages of my ex with a 17 year old hs girl lmao. If they died young women would truly be safer. 😭

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

Fr Beyonce only massively popular in the US lmao

[jeffery. @jeffxry_]

RONALDO’S POPULARITY WAS COMPARED TO BEYONCÉ AND TAYLOR SWIFT

THE REPLIES WERE HILARIOUS 😂😂

A THREAD 🧵 👇

[Kofi Ntim🇬🇭 @NtimBarima]

Resharing the list of 62 excel short cut keys:

[Nick Whitaker 🇺🇸 @ns_whit]

Requesting a “brutalism is actually good” photo dump that isn’t just completely leaning on good foliage

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

Still wondering if Ben*y Bl*nco is secretly a nice guy and all this assholery is just his own publicity circus. Cuz idk man, I haven't seen anything nice about the dude lol.

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

#Gratitude corner at my desk! Comprised entirely of things given to me (aside from the Snivy card lol)

Special shoutout to my cousin and mom who have greatly increased the amount of Cinnamoroll items I have in my life in recent months 😂

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

@betablueeyes Did u find it

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

Wait. How are we midway through January???? WAIT STOP PLS CHRISTMAS WAS ONLY YESTERDAY 😭

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

@yoursilentcynic Thanks bb. Now to see if he actually does it lol

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

Help. I’m turning into a puddle of mush. I never thought “I want to dedicate a gundam to you” would be among the top most romantic things anyone has ever said to me. KINIKILIG AKO SOBRA POTAAAA 😭😭

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

@roryofffilm I still think about this video an inordinate amount of times in a month. So to be fair, she doesn’t need to move on because I haven’t yet either lmao

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

to disregard or shake off anything negative they have to say. But I really do feel much more motivated going in this time so hopefully I come out of it okay. Idk where I was going with this but yeah she’s sending me stuff on IG now for “inspiration” and I’m getting the ick lol

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

Already regretting mentioning to my mom that I’m planning to lose weight this year. She has always seen me as fatter than I actually am (ie pointing out other women who have “the exact same body” as me but they’re really not) and causing dysmorphia.

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

and then act offended when she’s called out on it. Always claiming she’s coming from a place of concern when it really is unwarranted. It’s so easy to say “don’t let her words affect you” but when someone has been a figure of authority for most of your life, it can be really hard

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

I’m sitting beside a table of three older titas (maybe in their late 50s to early 60s) and their convos are so cute and wholesome lol. It’s the loving pride in their children and lack of typical snide gossip for me 😌😌

[Zacharias The Freshershist, an ongoing saga @spinnythingy]

There’s a bunch of stuff I didn’t know happened. Like, Demiii. Girl why 🥲

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

A look back on the weird year that 2024 has been from start to finish: (a thread)