zye

nauseous asfuck

[zye @spir4ldude]

@dumbas_bricks Sry i didnt mean to

[zye @spir4ldude]

I saw a trans guy holding a receipt between his teeth

[zye @spir4ldude]

So out of it I almost clapped instead of snapping in poetry class. Gotta get my shit together

[zye @spir4ldude]

It makes me unreasonable angry when ppl r all aghast at dr bronners being an 18 in 1 soap. They r just trying to say it is all purpose soap. Its just soap. U can use it to clean things, any things, and those 18 are just the most obvious usages. Its just soap. Grow up fr

[Penis Envy @415penisenvy]

“Pay attention this part is really important” -zai and cara every 5 minutes while showing me Sausage party

[zye @spir4ldude]

applying toothpaste: ah, pea sized

[zye @spir4ldude]

@benny_your you understand me so well benny

[zye @spir4ldude]

my clitoral hood is deep and mysterious

[zye @spir4ldude]

@leelasrisheep what whats going on

[zye @spir4ldude]

@leelasrisheep a qUIZ ????

[zye @spir4ldude]

@leelasrisheep nooooo i will fight them 🤺💪⚔️

[zye @spir4ldude]

@kenzotshirt he is greedy and grumpy and eats all the time just like garfield and i want to pick him up and hold him even tho he is heavy

[zye @spir4ldude]

i miss my big stupid orange cat so much

[zye @spir4ldude]

im gonna influence the foliage

[zye @spir4ldude]

@benny_your give him yr school email

[zye @spir4ldude]

how good my day is going to be is determined at least 90% by the shit i take before italian class

[zye @spir4ldude]

@benny_your bite bite

[zye @spir4ldude]

when someone enters the bathroom and im in a stall i make sure to stomp my feet and bang on the walls so they know theyre not alone

[zye @spir4ldude]

having piercings is all fun and sexy and fun until i yelp like a little dog whose paw you stepped on just cause you hugged me and my ear brushed against you slightly

[zye @spir4ldude]

@leelasrisheep i used to get ads for some random hardware store on there lol