Theodore Ross

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Happy 4th.

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@twovariables You are terrifying.

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@twovariables I can't.

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@twovariables How about this nice weather we're having?

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I feel like every time I happen to open twitter we're always on the topic of buttsex.

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@wandertr4veler No.

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@Halfpintpunch @fuckyeahfreedom Heidi gets a little freckled in the sun, too. Cute as hell.

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@fuckyeahfreedom I'll bet you do.

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@fuckyeahfreedom I'm too brown, sorry.

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@Noaginger You first.

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Christ, you two should just meet up and hash shit out because this is getting old as fuck.

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@fuckyeahfreedom @Noaginger @UrsaVeryMinor Super bitchy?

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@Noaginger You would vote for me and you know it.

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@IAmMegaGay You're entitled to your opinion, even if it's wrong.

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I'm the prettiest.

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@singingstorms What's our team name, hell, I don't know. The Asskickers.

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@lionstho Ain't my pick but if @MaebeBaeby don't choose you, I will.

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@singingstorms Orange and navy blue it is, little bit!

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@HauntAboutAce @bionicbea @MaebeBaeby I don't think we've much discussed it yet, but Stormy might put something together for our team.

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@IAmMegaGay You in for touch football? If so, my pick.