Genson Kithome

Data Analyst & AI Automation Architect | Helping SMEs, NGOs, and small teams automate spreadsheets through AI-automated workflows

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

Tired of manual spreadsheet work?

I help SMEs & NGOs build AI-automated workflows using N8N, AppScript & Google Sheets.

✅ Custom Templates
✅ Self-Hosted N8N
✅ AI Pipelines

Let's save your team time!
🚀 DM @spirdlytics or WhatsApp: [phone]
#AIAutomation #N8N

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

Keep donating. That “I won't ask for anything” won't talk with eyes rolling when she gives you paternity papers after your successful AI startup hits international trends.

You'll be shocked.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

As the price dey drop, reality dey set in 😭👇

The “40 years and above — FREE” part really humbled the timeline. Apparently, men too get expiration date for some markets. 😂💀

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@StanleyMasinde_ How else would you be migrating from Gemine Research to Claude Code/Cowork, to antigravity and lovable.

Not me though, don't ask!

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@iamjoseh_ I haven't watched it, but I know the man must end tragically, and the woman must play a Goddess role (revenge or manipulative).

Netflix has to control the narrative of Zulu traditions.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

See someone getting 300K, paying 70K rent alone. I keep telling you, X is becoming worse than Facebook.

[✨️🖤President Law🐐👑 @lePrezidente11]

What’s your girlfriend allowance and how much are you paying for rent in Nairobi 😂💀

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

If she has everything men look for in women, why did baby daddy commit to those goodies? Elon farmers have turned X into an AI slop farming ground, like Facebook.

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD_]

Men thoughts?

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@mbiti_mwondi You should check teeth development, forget BigPharma options, use rural-based methods. With a finger and rub those bear gums. From experience, teeth development is a nightmare. Next, it’ll be the green/brown diarrhea.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

I’ll bookmark this and ask for updates in 18 months.

[Turuchi Precious @TuruchiP]

I broke up with my Ex because of financial policing . He gifted me 300k for upkeep, and that week I went to a girls’ hangout. Next thing? “ You spent the money I gave you on rubbish.” He kept repeating it for days! Mind you, I work a 9-5 and comfortably provide for myself. I don’t even ask him for money 💴.

What is 300k that I can’t gift myself? Giving someone money just to use it as a weapon to monitor and control them is a massive red flag 🚩.
The irritation was just too much , I had to pack his bags…

Ladies, please never let a man hold a gift over your head . Ejoor 🥹

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@instablog9ja I know right? The day she'll marry is the day she'll stop.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

Happy Wife, Happy Life bro.
It never ends well.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

A middle aged man named Muraya Mwangi from Muranga has taken it to his social media accounts to express immense disappointment with his wife after finding out that his wifey was romantically involved with Murang'a seneta Joe Nyutu.

The man shared screenshots that he took from his wife's phone; saying he will not sit down and watch his marriage go down the drain.

As usual he's a NICE GUY who married his wife in a colourful wedding, did everything to make his wifey happy, denied himself comfort in expense of making the wifey feel special, returned home at 5PM, carried his wife's handbag, apologised even when not in the wrong, all with hope that the wifey will reciprocate by being loyal.

As man if you want to be a nice guy continue being a nice guy; but remember the outcome is the same you will see dust.

If you're a nice guy go investigate your woman, check her phone, know where she hangs out and I can guarantee you one thing she's probably seeing someone else.

Nice men are used, manipulated, lied to and when their usefulness is done thy are kicked to the curb.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

“Babe, don’t you trust me anymore?”

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

"One day, my wife told me, “Mr Man, I said I should inform you today so it won’t be like am wasting your time. You’re not the father of my children.” I’m glad to inform you that you’re not the father of my four children.

I replied that DNA would prove it. She responded that she’s ready to stand on her words no matter where I take it to. I’m not the father of the children, and she’s just being truthful to me.

All the children blocked me immediately after their mother made that confession, that they are all for her ex.

Then I accepted my fate because doing DNA is like wasting my money. At the end of the day, I will use the money to take care of myself instead.

These are children I took care of for more than 20 years, without sharing bills with her, not even ₦100. I took full responsibility for everything, even school fees.

Instantly, I told the children to follow their mother’s words. They shouldn’t see me as their father again. Even if they see me one-on-one, they should distance themselves from me because I had already accepted that I have nothing left.

Forget about my body, I only know what have been through since that time. I’m already d@mag£d...

- Man breaks down in tears as he recounts how his wife told him he wasn't the biological father of their four children after 20 years together.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

I heard systems huwork majuu.
You'll be fine.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I thought Paris is bad when it comes to thieves wueh kumbe capital ya mathegi ni brussels my lawd. We lost a laptop kwa train station within 1 min of leaving it unattended and the thief even had the nerve to ask the guys seated next to it if the bag was theirs, on the train to Brussels the guy seated behind me, his bag was stolen from the rack on top of his head with his laptop and other valuables, tukiwa kwa polisi hapo Brussels-midi watu wanakuja I’ve been pick-pocked, dem mwingine analia sijui ameibiwa nini, jamaa anakuja taxi imeenda na bag yake.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@guzu_p You can't negotiate a genuine desire.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@bolaoflyfee “Women don't marry the man, they marry into lifestyle” — Rational Male.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

Women are not interested in the man. They don't marry the man, but the lifestyle. Not “my marriage, my wedding was... ”

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

if i get married and my husband doesnt post anything at all about our wedding i’ll assume he hates me.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

King makers have a way of toppling regimes. Once you become a king, drop your kingmaker. Won’t explain.

[ebee @Esomuchisamuel]

I want your honest answers 💯💯💯💯🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@elewachii @DontMindExcel @emmaojeks I am curious. How did you get a VPS for 80K naira that runs N8N instances which need 2GB RAM at least?

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@MoreOrLessAMess Remind me again why women obsess over their rapist, bad guys, murderers in jail, or for better prostitutes.

Do these situations offer some happy, healthy, or fulfilled relationships? Naah, you just don't want to fuck your husband.

You don't need all that, you lack desire.

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@MizShannonS So, if marriage does not equate to sex (unlimited or otherwise), why does having sex with a woman resort to some expectations of marriage later.

Why no sex till marriage but no denial of sex in marriage?

[Genson Kithome @spirdlytics]

@MeghanEMurphy If a woman needs all that to have sex with someone, I guess we couldn't have prostitutes in the streets.