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[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

Levar um tiro dói menos

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

OKAY. I DID IT.

​I actually did it. After seeing the 3.0 Update news... I reset my 5-year-old island. 😭
​If you missed the announcement, I broke down EVERYTHING in this post!! https://t.co/5LuCxgC7cs

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

Isto é tão true, q deus

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

I've officially duo'd with every type of egirl that exists in League of Legends

after years of "market research" in every elo from iron to challenger, here's my list:

LULU
god-tier duo. the pocket enchanter who exists only to make YOU look good.
zero ego, just pumps resources into you. will W you for MS, ult you in fights, and never complain.
the only duo you can int on and she'll still say "unlucky, that's okay babe, we go next"
she knows her job is making you unkillable and she LOVES DOING IT.
has a 95% wr on rengar

YUUMI
the ultimate low-effort asset. literally AFK and still climbs.
had one in plat who would attach to me, hit E, and watch netflix.
you carry her dead weight but she makes you feel like a raid boss.
probably "eepy"
perfect for ego inflation. you're basically playing 1v9 with a stat boost.
my feet is better though

JANNA
the ultimate egirl. you're not her only duo, you're on the fucking rotation.
caught mine duoing with three other ADCs in the same week.
zero loyalty, just wants the W and will move on to whoever's online.
will peel you perfectly then add the enemy jungler after the game.

NAMI
will lecture you on wave management in silver.
will miss every bubble and use E for no reason
builds unoptimized items and says "oops I was following recommended :3"
50/50 if they are good or not.
always loses with Lucian

SORAKA
the helicopter mom. will heal you through your worst decisions.
had one keep me alive while i tower dove 1v3 like it was HER job to make my int work.
presses W until she's at 10 hp then dies to a caster minion.
will sacrifice herself to save you even when you're 0/7 and clearly not worth it.
asks you to hop on lovense
keeper for sure

SERAPHINE
thinks she's the carry because she hit R in one teamfight.
the ego of a mid laner with the impact of a caster minion.
will miss every Q and E but wins anyways because Seraphine op
says "slay" every other sentence
uses :3 a lot
probably catfishing

KARMA
the flex player who thinks she's above the role.
builds full AP, takes every kill with Q
she's not really supporting. she's playing mid lane from the bot role.
you don't duo with her to climb. you duo with her because she's hot
50% of the time she's useful. the other 50% she's complaining

MORGANA
never uses e properly
miss every Q, screws the wave over with w, and still act like she's carrying.
but when she hits that one binding that wins the game? suddenly she's the main character.
never build zhonyas

LUX
not a support. a mid laner with daddy issues.
she takes every kill, builds full AP, and calls YOU the KDA player.
had one steal my penta then say "oops sorry :3"
never wards

SONA
the AFK queen. you're not her duo, you're her bodyguard.
she scales for free while you 1v2 the lane.
had one who would hit Q off cooldown and not say a word for 30 minutes.
then late game she's god-tier and acts like she carried.

ZYRA
a war criminal. will steal every kill and out-damage you.
duoed with one in gold who ended 12/2/3 as SUPPORT and said "SUP DIFF"
she's not supporting. she's playing solo lane bot with a spectator.
you don't duo with her. you just exist while she 1v9s and flames you.
takes cs "accidently"
will ask if you have been pegged before

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study the saskio way

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

O caedrel ainda n me viu jogar 100%

[카우지 ⟢ @xucauzi]

Caedrel: I've seen a lot of supports in the world for many years, but Keria’s the best at being peak of what a support can be. Not to be a glazer, but mechanically, champion pool wise, and being pushed in the clutch, he's shown the highest mechanical skill of any support ever.

[FlameHard @FlameHard]

🔥 GAMEDAY 🔥

The new split kicks off tonight…
And what better way to open the season than by clapping the team that thought picking up our old sub was a win condition? 😂

Yeah Blackout was on our bench.
Keyword: was.
We kept the trophies. They got the leftovers. 🍗

🗓 August 6
🕗 20:00 CET
📍 LPLOL

Watch us remind our former sub why he’s still not ready for the big leagues.

We’ve already got two titles this year.
We’re not here to warm up.
We’re here to flame hard and farm KDA.

🔥 WATCH LIVE: https://t.co/6OpaHbshZx 🔥

Tune in or tune out either way, ZZG’s getting cooked.

#BenchToBoss?
More like #BenchToBackToBench 💀

#FlameHard #BlackoutGotBurned #LPLOL #GameDay #LoL #Esports #LeagueOfLegends #LOLnaRTP

[FlameHard @FlameHard]

🔥 Roster reveal? Handled.
Now it's time to show you the full force behind the fire.

🇺🇸 @BoccChoy – Head Coach
🇵🇹 @Wekiro212779 - Head Manager
🇨🇿 @MatyzchatyLOL - Manager/Scout

🔄 And backing our starters with unmatched drive

🇵🇹 @nesmonstro
🇵🇹 @spiritedawayyy
🇵🇹 @est31082615
🇪🇸 @13Gl0ry

#Flamehard #LPLOL #LoL #Esports #LeagueOfLegends #NewRoster #LOLnaRTP

[FlameHard @FlameHard]

🚨 It’s official! Our Summer 2025 #LeagueOfLegends roster is locked in.

🇵🇹 @Caucha5 – Top
🇫🇷 @DjokoL0L – Jungle
🇦🇹 @ItsUniqueC0RN – Mid
🇸🇰 @raining_lol – ADC
🇵🇹 @GordinhoComF0me – Support

New power, new synergy, same mission: dominate.

🎥 Watch the full reveal: https://t.co/wXBq4AWsEB

#Flamehard #LPLOL #LoL #Esports #LeagueOfLegends #NewRoster

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

Também vejo pessoas com um terço ao pescoço e não me faz aflição, n vejo o problema 😂

[Pedro dos Santos Frazão @Pedro_Frazao_]

🇵🇹 No Balcão da TAP para fazer o check-in, fica-se baralhado com três funcionárias todas com o véu islâmico! Não sabia que já éramos uma República Islâmica. Provavelmente os turistas também ficam confusos…

A TAP é financiada pelos contribuintes portugueses, não por qualquer Emirado. Exijo respeito pela identidade nacional, pelos nossos valores e pela cultura de quem paga a factura! Ou agora é ofensivo querer sentir-me em Portugal quando ESTAMOS em Portugal?

Basta de relativismos culturais! A TAP devia voar com bandeira portuguesa, não de joelhos perante a ideologia do politicamente correcto.

#PortugalPrimeiro #IdentidadeNacional #BastaDeRelativismo #TAP #CHEGA #OrgulhoEmSerPortuguês #MulticulturalismoNãoÉSubmissão ✊🇵🇹

[Nora❦ | ADW @hiscoraline]

my two personalities when i'm reading a book:

[Goncalodias17 @goncalo_diass17]

Já temos mais um candidato para frase do ano:

"As estatísticas são como as tangas, mostram muito, mas escondem o essencial" 😭

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

Tbf Portugal é só mt dogshit, os artistas parecem todos copia uns dos outros quer seja do mm ano ou dos anos anteriores. No max há 1 ou 2 músicas diferentonas e essas tmb nnc ganham

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

Haviam 10 músicas q eram sobre casas na eurovisão até q 1 conseguiu ganhar

[toni ✨ @t0nischwartz]

I'm so emotional

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

Acho que exagerei e sinceramente não sei se algum dia vou recuperar disto.

[𐌌 @bipolarm8]

All this trauma and still no sharingan

[antonio santos @antoniosantos56]

Pareço um bom avô, mas faz 40 minutos que estou a ajudar o meu neto a procurar um chocolate que eu comi.

[Joana @spampinajoana]

Também se sentem completamente talentless e sem rumo? Que não têm absolutamente talento nenhum para nada e que a vossa vida nunca vai ser mais nada? E que não têm nenhuma paixão a sério? Não? Ok

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

Tenho saudades d tantas coisas but oh well, life goes on

[カルリナ 🌸 @spiritedawayyy]

Podemos cancelar a minha cabeça?