filth wizard

Chemical, medical, official, oral, phonetic, political, sexual, social, visual. late to-day, fifteen minutes. i've been beaten the shit out of

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

Y’know?

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

Ironically I think the biggest posers are the ones who are obsessed with being Real Alt. Man, real alt is dead, you gotta know the mainstream *loves* things that are subversive. It’s realer to just acknowledge yourself as a copycat

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

I’m not trying to chastise striving to embody an aesthetic, it’s virtually what the system *is*. But when people get condescending about it, man, they don’t even catch that they’re worse offenders than any old money aesthetic tiktoker, because the latter knows they’re pretending

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 8,1950

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

@jaehyunmalewife But it *feels* so much more satisfying to have the underlying verisimilitude… Imagine if men’s pants in the 19th century took 15 men and a horse to remove. You wouldn’t know. You’d make a fool of yourself. It’s all #worthit

[❤️‍🔥ᛉNaomi Richmondᛣ🌲 @MYTHOTROPOS]

How could you not?

[Gun Gnome @GunGnome]

Maybe I'm just a weirdo but sometimes I think about dead technology while it's still alive.

Every night, my watch takes a few minutes out of its little schedule and it starts to listen for a radio signal from its friends at the world's atomic time clocks.

Eventually those signals will be shut down or upgraded in some way that fundamentally changes them so old receivers can no longer pick them up. There will come a night where this watch hears that signal for the last time ever. The watch has no way of knowing this is the final time, and it will keep listening for that series of pulses until it's no longer capable of listening.

Because this watch is solar powered (and because it's a Casio so it'll live forever) some archaeologist hundreds of years from now could probably dig up my skeleton and take my watch and wear it for the rest of their life, forever wondering what that little "RC" message means at night.

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

@Bappa_195 What, like it’s hard?

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

Sick of shortcake. Bring me the longcake. Bring me miles of crumb stretched continent-wide

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

@LegoRacers2 Kicker is that she actually was not eating food which had nutrition that let her live, she was chewing on a plastic gemstone

[EM0 FRE☆KKS @Em0Kks]

TYPE SHIT

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

Don’t know if it’s a tism thing, but the psychs I’ve seen have called me self critical and while that’s sometimes true, it’s frustrating to be misunderstood: sometimes you can acknowledge pain points liberally *because* you feel safe enough to know they arent the end of the world

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

No chill way to tell someone “you haven’t noticed this yet but you don’t actually like me, you just want to please me” without coming off angsty and self hating when it’s more like… I’m sorry about your parents, but I prefer not to be this to anyone

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

But: you can grow up in financial comfort without learning an instrument and this does also make you a bit more tangibly hollow than a person should be

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

Children of parents who know how to play at least one instrument are kind of noticeably more ensouled than the rest of us but there isn’t much to be done, you gotta survive

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

‘People who grew up with the sort of class comfort that facilitates learning and playing an instrument seem to be more psychologically balanced’
Monday: reinventing the wheel
Tuesday: Reinventing the wheel
Wednesday: Wheel again

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

@MASSC0NVULSI0NS Dude I swear by neutrogena 2% salicylic, got it recommended to me by a friend who struggled with acne and it works really well. My skin does look like shit but it’s because I’m not using it

[filth wizard @spirith0st]

i think i hauve uhh... (remembers clap for the nhs) a festering wound

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I noticed a doctor rounding wearing a necklace that I realized was a well-disguised leash, and when she saw me notice it she made eye contact and gently tugged on it.