Ham Stroker's Ejacula

We like tank tops..... We like Instagram likes.... And we smashin ya chick 🫦

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 @andrejgee]

but ja morant’s the bad guy for having a pistol

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

@azmiesque Like omg please leave us alone

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

Not only do we have to endure a summer of love island, but we have to endure a summer of Americans and British people arguing with each other. Not sure what we did to deserve this

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

@tunamacks The concept of censoring the holocaust

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

The in app browser on here is genuinely so terrible omg like as a person who studied UX for school (although id say i was pretty mid) this is almost physically painful to use

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[chuck bass @THEZONEEEEEE]

Feel like people have no clue what sports washing means, America doesn’t need to sport wash anything bc it’s cultural hegemony does everything for it, the stuff Hollywood and the music industry releases every year does more for them than a thousand World Cups

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

You'd think you'd become immune to the fact that the world at large doesn't care about antiblackness but it's still stings time after time

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

Willingly*

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

You willing go to king west patios and wanna talk about anywhere else being douchey, sure

[Nelson Lee @NelsonXLee]

Toronto summer doesn’t officially start until you get crushed at Do West Fest (aka Douche West Fest) and end up on a King West patio.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

TMZ....

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

"any other canadian dish" when there isnt any LOL

[gha*da 𓋹 @ghayo0da]

KKKanadian having a normal one

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

anglo canadians love doing this

[Andrew Gebo @GeboMpls]

People will go on vacation to a place like this and then, back home, they’ll vote to make sure this never happens in their town.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

mickey mouse slam we know the vibe

[mora #S1NNER🇦🇷 @levitoslam]

saying goodbye to "zverat has no slams" to welcome "one slam wonder" and "didn't play sincaraz" #AgendaMustGoOn

[lara @igswtk]

no matter the outcome of this slam it’s shameful that the atp has allowed zverev to compete on tour for years and that he is still embraced by his colleagues despite abusing 2 different women. and nothing changes if he wins today because he shouldnt even be on a tennis court

[🎾 #S1NNER @jumpingbhs]

never forget!

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

What a terrible day

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

Down 0-3

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

Cobolli your fellow countryman pulled off a win in Monaco today FOLLOW HIS FOOTSTEPS TO GLORY

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula @spiritsflown]

I can tell I'm truly at my worst cause writing has become such a damn chore. Two years ago when I thought I hit my worst I was still going