potato salad gremlin

get me out of here I’m scared.

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

@generalslug I think you just awakened something

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

@as_someone_who That one clip of Wendy Williams getting all hot and bothered over him

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

Chicken Caesar SALAD💚

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

Once it’s warm again…picnics in the park, picnics in the park! Everyone is invited

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

I truly cannot imagine being a Hollywood celebrity and making fun of a guy who left his city because the army that you support has destroyed anything that resembles life.

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

Convinced that people who say this have never eaten it when it’s actually RIPE!! No precut fruit trays, just buy a whole melon!

[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

No one in the history of planet earth has ever actually enjoyed this melon. Keep it away from your fruit assortments

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

Maybe this pepperoni hot pocket will cure me

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

please someone/everyone make me socialize and do fun things once I am no longer sick 👹 hermit era is oVER

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

@JuliaHB1 @carolvorders Your racism is showing 🤡

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

@poshspicelatte This is my Sophie’s Choice

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

@Maddikarp Although I do think library and information science is cool af so maybe *one day* *maybe* I would consider going back to school

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

If I hypothetically wanted to get into archival work where tf would I start

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

I love Facebook

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

Me every year since 2012: This feels like the apocalypse year

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

Guys when I die can you put on my gravestone:
in: being dead
out: being alive

[potato salad gremlin @spit_babey]

@MeganBitchell Time for my daily marg tower