Moley Russell’s wart

Sarcasm entrepreneur, Indifference enthusiast, Atheism-grandmaster, Professional food-pervert, Gamer, Dog-stroker & People-avoider. Hello! 👋 🇬🇧 🇺🇦

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If a man with no followers posts a Tweet, and no one is around to see it, does it still make a sound?

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@fesshole Am I missing something? Coz I’ve been to a few regular saunas and all I did was… sit in the sauna. Should I be guilt-cleaning too!?

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@klip_ent My face

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@Angel_Devil982 @NoContextHumans YES!!!!!

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@sassy_sony007 Mentioned my motorbike. She looked disgusted. I asked what was wrong. She basically said she didn’t like motorbikes and I couldn’t have one. Coercive control on a first date… major red flag! 🚩

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@fesshole Mine is still the day of me and my first girlfriend’s first date. That was 24 years ago and there have been 3 much longer term girlfriends since. Fesser is right. It’s not a big deal. I now just think of it as my PIN 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@fesshole Yip

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@TeganJosie Me and my flatmate once played Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks until dawn. Went to bed and the birds were waking up.

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@HumansNoContext Not possible. Even if it was a 90 minute movie, you’d have to watch it constantly for over 170 years. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@anon_opin “Twice as more better” FFS

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@fesshole Different angle to the same shitshow:

‘I’m constantly cheating on my partner of 18 years with multiple people. And they’re constantly cheating on me too.’

Or the more positive version:

‘My partner and I have an open relationship. The other people we sleep don’t.’

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@deathtospinach No one with those body stats exercises for 3 hours a week. Wait, is inappropriate sexual advances considered as exercise now?

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@deathtospinach @Superhatter Just south of Biffing Bridge.

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@todayyearsold I’m pretty sure dishwasher do come with directions.

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@RachaelCamui There are better flesh eating viruses than Final Fantasy.

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@HumansNoContext Snow

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@sassy_sony007 My hair

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@fesshole Plot twist: ‘my senses’ was the title of his Dad’s photo journal.

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@FrappMocha A defibrillator?

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@fesshole 🎵 So there you go oh…🎵

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@sassy_sony007 I’ve never sent a DM. I bet Elon hates me.