Anna

I'm pretty much just here to embarrass myself

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

My sisters friend said that me and her 7th month old baby have the exact same personality.

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

@DLNHLGSN You’re definitely in the wrong

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

“I’m not going to very fun or talkative today. I’m tired” - me to my coworkers, “ok everyone write what temperature they think it is and I’ll go check the thermostat” - me an hour later

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

Do I like Buffalo Chicken? No. Do I like blue cheese? Absolutely not. Do I like Buffalo Chicken dip? Obviously

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

My smart speaker’s internet has been kind of spotty so now I have to ask my smart speaker to turn on my smart tv to play Spotify

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

My mom is wildly offended that I don’t own a toaster and use a toaster oven

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

Telling my nephew we can watch whatever he wants if he grabs us ice cream sandwiches and then his dad walks in the door

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

Just did some pop shuvits in a gas station with the attendant.

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

My three nephews (and my sister) are coming to visit on Friday. We'll be watching 3 ninjas and I'm expecting all my stuff to be kicked and karate chopped.

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

@DLNHLGSN Was she?

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

New shoes making me kill my car a lot

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

Someone just explained to me why my bike is so loud (it is) and then said they don’t have a problem with old bikes ???

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

@DLNHLGSN I used paper bags so I’m good

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

@DLNHLGSN Did the cheese go on after it was baked?

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

One person from the small conservative town I grew up in messaged me to ask if I really thought we should defund the police. I explained my side and they agreed. Very excited that I could reach someone, 100% unexpected

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

@DLNHLGSN Is she going to get vaccinated again? Maybe a different vaccine brand this time?

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

This would have never happened in Waterworld ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

Today I guessed Portsmouth, again, not a team in the Premier league, but I’m getting closer geographically

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

My coworkers are into Premier league football. We all pretend I’m into it too so I’m not left out. Whenever they ask me how my team did this weekend, I usually have to be reminded which team I’m a fan of.

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

I guessed that it was Bournemouth this week, which is not a team

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

it cost me 9.99 to buy new batteries for my headlamp at the gas station which at this point is all the money I’ve made on dogecoin

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

After not wanting to talk to me all morning, my nephew called me upstairs to watch him smash the Lincoln log house I had built

[Anna @spitmcgraw]

@DLNHLGSN I guess he won a pillow fight in my home town