“I’m not going to very fun or talkative today. I’m tired” - me to my coworkers, “ok everyone write what temperature they think it is and I’ll go check the thermostat” - me an hour later
My three nephews (and my sister) are coming to visit on Friday. We'll be watching 3 ninjas and I'm expecting all my stuff to be kicked and karate chopped.
One person from the small conservative town I grew up in messaged me to ask if I really thought we should defund the police. I explained my side and they agreed. Very excited that I could reach someone, 100% unexpected
My coworkers are into Premier league football. We all pretend I’m into it too so I’m not left out. Whenever they ask me how my team did this weekend, I usually have to be reminded which team I’m a fan of.