Sav

I feel like I’m just talking out loud to myself at this point

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

sorry I replied to your instagram story I just took my adderall today :)

[Sav @spitsavy]

Why did we have to create corporate America… smh we coulda just chilled and been in villages with our friends enjoying nature with modern necessities but nah yall wanna ask Laura, Mike, and Chris if you can take A day off in the next 30 days 😒

[lane @laneruberton]

me when the margaritas start hitting #SBLVIII

[Sav @spitsavy]

@Spotify saying my playlist is a Rizz Masterpiece has gone immediately to my head 🧞‍♀️

[Sav @spitsavy]

Goodnight @Drake & nobody else 🌚🪵🤸🏼‍♂️

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Sav @spitsavy]

Why does it feel unhinged to eat a massive chopped salad with a spoon instead of a fork… bc logistically a spoon makes more sense

[Sav @spitsavy]

Can we have a chat about why we allowed massages to hit inflation?! Ain’t no way we should have lost 10 mins & pay like $10-20 more now 😭😭😭😭
And they still want a tip. 50 mins for $80 is crazy (and that’s my membership price)

[TRILL 🕷 @TrillSammyy]

if u think im mean, wait until i don't like yo bitch ass😭

[Sav @spitsavy]

A man on the Vegas strip stopped me & said I had the same shape as J-LO and ima have to ride this high all year

[Sav @spitsavy]

Ms Carrie Underwood put her FOOT into ‘Before He Cheats’ cause it don’t matter my mood or time of day- if I hear it I’m grabbing a baseball bat type of energy

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

work is silly cus whats a sexy woman like me doing here

[Sav @spitsavy]

Why can the doctor be 30 mins late to an appointment and it’s fine, but I’ll get charged a fee or cancelled all together? 🤔

[Texas State Football @TXSTATEFOOTBALL]

Ate ‘Em Up.

#EatEmUp #TakeBackTexas

[Sav @spitsavy]

Coffee shops gotta knock it tf off with the medium and large sizes having the same amount of espresso. Why tf would I wanna drink more milk for like $3 more?!

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

too much weird shit going on.

[Sav @spitsavy]

Using the oven is the equivalent of turning on the “big lights” in a room…. Best believe ima use the air fryer or toaster oven first.

[Sav @spitsavy]

@aydeejay11 Girl you’re beautiful!
I’m just saying it shouldn’t be costing me no $70 for a gel pedicure… ain’t even excited to pick a new color at that rate 😂

[Sav @spitsavy]

Is anyone else starting to feel like beauty “maintenance” aint even fun anymore… its like an overpriced chore 😭 don’t even leave feelin good lol
Brazilian, nails, toes, massage…. Etc.

& yes I know I’m blessed to do them but damn.

[𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚢 @jayjayriv]

me after clicking “notify anyway” when their Do Not Disturb is on