beth

[beth @spitthebone]

accidentally stole a lighter from my brother last week, kept forgetting to return it and then did today. literally put it on his side and everything. guess where i’ve just found it

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Nobody wants to talk about it but a lot of us won’t even make it to 70

[beth @spitthebone]

i really wish everyone from work would stop messaging me asking me how i am and when i’m back. i don’t know and you’re all making it worse!

[beth @spitthebone]

funny to see they can send these out and ask for immediate repayment but when they owe me £244 of my hard earned wages from months ago still? still don’t know where my money i’ve earned is lmfao

[Chris Brooks @ChrisBrooksDJ]

Hey @AldiUK this letter you’ve sent my son is intimidating. You never mentioned to him that he was over paid, threatening him with debt recovery action and asking for immediate payment (on a date 2 weeks before you’ve even sent the letter) is awful. You made the mistake not him.

[project hail saturn 💫🪐 @z4kkuras]

Grab some uncle pussy tell em hey

[nice friend :) 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @wnderfulguy]

whole tl uncle pussy

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

yeah I do think i’m better than ppl like this idc

[friday @deadiaryy]

actually struggling so bad i’m becoming a shell of a person againnnn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[i @bbpoltergayist]

hello suicide hotline i'd like to order one suicide at my place please!

[beth @spitthebone]

@mikhailajade LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[wisdom || OWL HOUSE SPOILERS @dessbian]

new gif

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

My wife does not love me anymore because of the way I think and act

[beth @spitthebone]

sick to death of me

[beth @spitthebone]

i love it when a man who has once put his penis inside me tells me i’d overpower him and win if we fought in the dark with a fake knife to try and stab each other (don’t ask)

[beth @spitthebone]

that’s my whimsical bestie who lets me bounce insane ideas off of him and who has once or twice made me cum okay it’s fine

[Mckenna the Usurper @azazeltattoos]

Jigsaw really replace your fingers with knifes and say now dig up ur ass for the key

[larporexic @ilovesprinkles9]

genuinely where do u vent if ur parents aren’t there for u and ur friends have the emotional intelligence of rocks & also don’t care about u