sarah marinara

queen shit of fuck mountain

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

Entourage is the ultimate “it’s so over… we’re so back!! it’s SO over💔 we are so fucking backkkk baby” show

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

do u guys remember when cheesy fiesta potatoes first came out and they had the lil green onions on top too? that was crazy. so fancy

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

they should just play porn on The Sphere. like the outside of it, so i can jerk off to it from my room

[love drops @lovedropx]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.

[hannah @crankhart]

Only two people have ever truly understood me and both of them don’t like me

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

i know i’ve watched Vanilla Sky too many times because i can’t listen to Good Vibrations without feeling like something bad is about to happen

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

what a lady, what a night!

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

just got mad at steve cause he paused and said “from the yeah yeah yeahs” to me after saying karen o. like dude cmon i know that!! don’t insult me like that

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

there is something that truly nourishes the soul about sitting around and watching boys play tony hawk pro skater 2

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

@hlyuph OR are we just hot and irresistible?? to almost everyone around us?? its gotta be that one

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

its Hot Guy Day at trader joes, everyone hurry and get down here

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

the guy stocking the tomatoes seriously looks like a fucking model 😭 i felt like such a dork when he smiled at me and told me to take my time

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

ugh not a heavily tattooed italian stranger and his mom randomly telling me the shoes i’m trying on are “so cute, so sexy, so betty boop” now i have to get them 😩

[aiman @dumbsoftheart]

june jordan

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

wowwww i’m literally dirk diggler except with huge boobs instead of a huge dick

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Summer is gonna feel like this 👏

[sarah marinara @spittingwhys]

its so tough being such a passionate beautiful busty italian woman in this cold dark world